In this wonderful world with the blessing of God of war

winter shogun

“Ex-pa-lo-sions, Ex-pa-lo-sions,la la la

Ex-pa-lo-sions, Ex-pa-lo-sions,la la la”

Two wierdo can be seen skipping through snow filled roads, hand in hand as they kept singing there made-up song

“Umm…aqua what are they doing” asked darkness as she peaked out from behind a tree on the side of the road

“I don’t know, but we have to stay cautious, it could be contagious…..”

“and here I thought I would catch kazuma being pervert...sigh”

“Reality is often disappointing darkness”

Back with our weirdos

Kazuma was really starting to question about the material used in the making of the abandoned castle

It had been almost 4 months since we started casting explosions on the castle

It’s upper levels were all but gone at this point,towers that stood tall at it sides were just molten slabs of rocks now

Though it lower levels were somehow still holding strong-

Explsoion!

Nevermind what I said, earlier, the lower levels seemed to have finally collapsed on itself

“Hey what are you waiting for!pick me up already”Megumin shouted as she lay there on the ground

I was feeling lazy so I decided to just transfer some mana into her with drain touch

Megumin looked quite confused at my actions as she openly gawked at me

“lets go, I told darkness and aqua to pick a easy quest for us” I said as I started to walk back towards the city

Megumin just stood there for a while before she plopped back down

“megumin?” I asked once I turned

“nope I am not walking,come here and carry me” She said as she lay in the snowy ground

“oh come on Megumin! What’s gotten into you,come on stand up or you will catch cold”

“don’t wanna”

“Are you serious right now?!”

“just come and pick me up kazuma”

“not doing it, you are obviously fine, so get up and let’s get going already”

“fine then!If that’s how it’s going to be then I would tell darkness about the time you tried to look under my clothes”

“Wait you were awake- I mean what are you talking about,that never happened” I said as my face broke into panic

“What do you think she would say kazuma, ‘oh I knew he was a pervert,but to prey on innocent helpless maidens’, I might even tell her about this in the guild so her declaration would spread-”

“Okay I get it! ,I get it!,the drain touch didn’t work properly so you are obviously still tired! Don’t worry I would carry you back!!” I quickly said as I bolted to her and picked her up in our usual position

Megumin just smirked at me in triumph, smugness was literally oozing from her

I carried her back to the city gates, where she finally decided to have mercy on me and decided to walk on her own

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It was a oddly cheerful aqua and smiling darkness that greeted us once we reached the guild