That time when you go up to a guy and ask what sport he plays
Ice pellets
Why do you want to get with someone who has a chode ( is that how you spell it)
When a guy randomly shows you a picture of his dick in history class-kyleigh
David stepped on my knee
One direction tumblr posts are life
Pedro is perf

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AléatoireWe're all mad here, some a bit more than others but as Alice would say, "All the best people are."