So my old bio teacher has chloroform....
There's a fucking dog on the road
Fucking dylan is keeping us in suspense for the whole weekend
That time when your elbow starts bleeding and laurens makes a ratchet ass bandaid out of a sticker thing and a gum wrapper
I have blood on my hands
Looks like I will be sacrificing it to satan tonight yayayay
That irritating time when guys try to throw gum wrappers down my dress and I give them a death glare.
So I threaten to cut off their dicks to which one of the idiots replied " You wont do it you like one direction." So I looked him straight in the eyes and said.
" I may love one direction but that doesnt mean I wont kick your ass all the way to England." Thank you Louis for making us so sassy
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RandomWe're all mad here, some a bit more than others but as Alice would say, "All the best people are."
