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That time time when rachel and I be ninjas and I get caught.

You get no more food because you're hurting mommys boobies

Flashback
It was 80 years ago today since ronald lawson caught me being a ninja, I accidentally threw my shoes in the open hallway causing a a loud noise to be heard when I heard a voice i quickly grabbed my shoes from the ground yelling 'SHIT!' while i was running away I hear a faint 'Why are you running?" Coming from behind me, I run faster looking behind me to see him standing there.

When you find out that there is actually a woman who makes money by using her breasts and squishes men under them

Approximately $1,300 a day

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