So I was casually sitting in Chemistry and I said " The only things I learned from reading fanfiction is how to give a blow job and how to give a handjob."
Then this guy named Hernan said " Well why don't you try it out on me."
And I'm like Fück you Hernan
Today Kyleigh and I found a free bag of popcorn hidden under the lunch table IT WAS A GIFT FROM GOD!!!!!!
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RandomWe're all mad here, some a bit more than others but as Alice would say, "All the best people are."
