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That's my cat, his name is George and he is currently the cat pope running for president #popegeorge2016
Anyway...I have a story to tell you guys
Well I was in English class and I didn't feel like walking the whole way around the room to get to my desk cause I sit in the back of the class and I was also feeling very lazy so while everyone was finishing writing their answer on the board (no one was paying attention to me) I crawled under my desk and was going to sit down but Micheal yelled at me to stop. (him and I have this whole world domination plan and it somehow ended up with me being queen and he is the king idek) But any way,
He said "Mariah go back under you need to walk around that is unacceptable!" and I was like no and sat underneath the desk pouting.
So he said "I am your king you have to."
Now we go hardcore on sticking to our imaginary role so i'm like this little shit because I can't go against the king and such. So i had do what he said and I crawled back under the desk then went around making sure to hit his stomach before sitting down in my seat like the boss ass bitch I am
These other two guys were looking at us weirdly so Micheal was all like "I am the king she has to listen to me." and I just glared at him.
People think he likes me but he defintely doesn't because i'm ugly af
Nobody really reads this so you probably don't even care but I DO SO SUCK MY NONEXISTENT DICK!!!!!
I had to wash my friends spoon at lunch today...with a water bottle and napkins
1st annual FTK badminton tournament
When you can't open your locker so you get your ex boyfriend to do it
I'm not excited for gym class alone with carns SAVE ME!!!!
Gonna fail my anatomy test tomorrow
NEW HOW TO SHOW COMING OUT TOMORROW
My dog just casual tried to chew on my stuffed animal like what the hell
George almost knocked over Harry, but i saved him
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RandomWe're all mad here, some a bit more than others but as Alice would say, "All the best people are."
