That moment when you are on omegle and you do a spit take and the person asks
"Did you just spit your drink?"
Follow the "how to" show twitter
Confession time: Sometimes when I'm bored I read Marcel fanfictions.....
Bill Nye your moms a guy
Define our friendship: arm jiggling
As fast as 30 fangirls an hour
There are so many dicks on omegle
Devouring the souls of children
Swallowing
Plants
DADDY AF!!!!
Carlton on Bill Nye
Wanna see my broken foot?
YOU ARE READING
My Life
RandomWe're all mad here, some a bit more than others but as Alice would say, "All the best people are."
