Pee hole
Assholesauce
Menges pronounced Men-jees
I hope you get intercoursed
That time when you write a whole essay for a tool and he doesn't even call me back
Deez nuts
That awkward moment when someone casually takes off their socks during band class and puts them in their pocket
Smut
When you get twizzlers in chorus
Suck my dick
When you are so angry that you reject food
Ill put my fucking dick in the owl- some 7th grader on my bus
Harry Styles spotted at rockets lacrosse game
My chips spilt on the bus floor *cue sad music*
This chapter is dedicated to the chips that I lost *insert crying emoji*
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My Life
RandomWe're all mad here, some a bit more than others but as Alice would say, "All the best people are."
