Season 1: Episode 7: PaMNP

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"Everything's Gonna Be Alright" Plays

P.S. I Hate That Song, Don't Ask Why.

Branch: She rattled the ice in my plastic cup
I said "yes m'am", fill her up
Tell me something good that I don't know
Delta: 'Cause this world's been kicking my behind
Life ain't been a friend of mine
Lately I've been feeling kinda low

And she looked back over her shoulder
Pointed at the sign hanging up on the wall
It said

Poppy: Everything's gonna be alright
Everything's gonna be alright
And nobody's gotta worry 'bout nothing
Don't go hittin' that panic button
It ain't worth spilling your drink
All: Everything's gonna be alright
Alright, alri-

*Record Scratch*

Me: TROLLS.

*In My Office*

Me: okay let's make sure we have everything, you got off your shift without telling your supervisor, sang a song without my permission, and of course threatened the headquarters meaning and for what it stands for...

Branch: With all due respect, sir you know I can't erase singing, dancing, or hugging, we're trolls... we're just born to do what we do.

Me: I completely understand the point, Branch but as far as I know I hate to say it but...

Poppy: you don't need to limit anything, sir as far as I know you can't limit wh-

Me: Poppy, LISTEN TO YOURSELF.. you're using the same excuse.

Poppy: The same excuse!?

Me: let's just saying that this wasn't the only time I caught you.

*Flashback*

Cooper and Other Trolls: War, huh, yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, uhh
War, huh, yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again, y'all
War, huh (good God)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me, oh

War, I despise
'Cause it means destruction of innocent lives
War means tears to thousands of mother's eyes
When their sons go off to fi-

*Snap, Snap, Snap*

*Tiny Flash Forward*

Delta: ....chicken kabobs

At the food court at the mall
I hauled my uncle's trash
I cut my neighbor's grass
And I raked the leaves in the fall

My parents they were stunned
How this former lazy bum
Suddenly was workin' so hard
But all I wanted was a car
All I wanted was a c-

*Bang, Bang, Bang*

*Flashback Ends*

Me: To reassure you Poppy, I'm not against you and the other trolls singing, because it's a part of your blood, but there comes times when you sing at the wrong time I wouldn't have to want to keep listing Punishments for you guys... you keep pressuring me when you guys keep singing without my permission... One Day,,I will list you a punishment so cruel that you will be holding in those notes for a quite a long time. Do I make myself clear??

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