Season 2 Episode 2: Bummer Boy Band Blues

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This is Based Off Of 3 Universes of an Episode from each TV Series Combined As A Multiverse Musical, Mostly Sad Songs and/or Depression.

Let us Begin.

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*It was A Tough and Rainy week for the Warvengers and I, So Business Was just Down, Sad, and You Could say Slow. Speaking of "Sad" When I Was on my way to the office... Bart, Arnold, and Lincoln were all down in the dumps, I Had To Do something, So I Gathered The Three and Some Extra Warvengers who all felt down but not as down as the main three were. Even i got in on it*

*In the Lounge Room*

Bart: So... It was About the 9th Inning and I Ended Up missing the winning catch... Everyone threw beer and went crazy on me wishing i hadn't existed... I couldn't take it, I Just Spray painted "I Hate Bart Simpson" All over town, Hating Myself... Never paying attention to my surroundings, Placing myself in a Coma.

Me: Did you awaken from that coma when your family found a solution?

Bart: It took me the rest of that very day to correct my mistake in that game...

Me: I had problems as well, But as far as I know, This is another type of problem... I'am nervous about my relationship with Courtney... With her friends not knowing about me and/or at least what i look like... I know she is trying to protect me and not want to see me get hurt or bullied, But look at me, I exercise at times, But i guess her friends are older than me, that is maybe one reason...

Mii: We All get it, I guess girls have very limited times they want to see someone get hurt, She just doesn't want you to be one of those people.

Me: You maybe right... And for that, Son, You can go next.

Mii: Well, as Life is doing it's work, I am just concerned with my life with God...

Me: What about it...

Mii: It's just, I know that the song says "Even when i don't see it, feel it, or hear it, He's working" but that phrase has been in me for so long that it makes me feel that there is no God...

*I cuddle my son in close, As I Spoke in tongues*

Lincoln: So... I don't know if everyone knows my story, But The bottom line of my story is, I am Enviously Jealous of my Sisters, That they got trophies to feel special for their Acconplishments, They even have Hobbies that lead to those trophies and What Do I Do?? Stand on the Sidelines and Be The "Man With The Plan" Helping my Sisters with their activities... Leaving me with no reward whatsoever... I just feel like without a trophy, activity, or hobby of my own, I am not even close to a little special.

Me: Think about it this way... What do you enjoy and how do you enjoy it?

Lincoln: Reading Comics, Video Games, and Drawing...

Me: now repeat that back to me...

Lincoln: Reading Comics, Video Games, and Drawing...

Me: Don't you see, Lincoln? You had a gift after all, You just never used it yet, An Artist, Lincoln, you could do arts, create books and comics, and so much more with your creativity!

Lincoln: I could?

Me: Yes, Put your passion and emotion into all of your art, You will be surprised about how far that will get you somewhere.

Lincoln: Thanks, Joshua.

Arnold: I have just been having problems with helga, calling me football head, bullying me left and right when i heard she had a crush on me.

Me: Well, Arnold, That's Easy, You and Her just gotta be in a Private place in the headquarters to tell eachother your darkest secrets, and when that comes out, Go all on her.

Arnold: Thanks, Sir.

Me: So Love, Christianity, Personality, and Hobby, Were all the main subjects of our problems, So What do we do?

All: LEARN FROM OUR MISTAKES.

Me: WE ARE WARVENGERS, SURRENDER IS NOT OUR LAST OPTION, WHO IS THE GREATEST TEACHER?

All: FAILURE.

Me: What Do We Embrace?

All: THE CONFLICT.

Me: WHO'S WITH ME!?

All: WE ARE.

Me: Class, Good Luck, Hope you learned sonething fron this, cuz this was only one class.

All: YES SIR.

*A Week Later*

BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY

By: Lincoln, Bart, Arnold, Mii, Me

L, B, and M: Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landside,
No escape from reality
Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low,
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to
Me, to me

Lincoln: Mamaaa,
Just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger,
Now he's dead
Mamaaa, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, oooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

(Lynn Sr and Rita lowered their heads after hearing their son sing such a sad verse of a Song)

Bart: Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all
The time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, oooh
I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

Mii: I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Me and Bart: Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango!

Chorus: Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening me
Galileo, Galileo
Galileo, Galileo
Galileo, Figaro - magnificoo

Lincoln: I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Bart: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go)(Never) Never let you go
(Let me go) (Never) let you go (Let me go) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Mii: Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let me go
All: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me,
For meee

Me: So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

Lincoln: Nothing really matters,
Bart: Anyone can see,
Arnold: Nothing really matters,
Me and Mii: Nothing really matters to me
Any way the wind blows...

*After the Song, Mii was In prayer with his children and wives, I was Talking with Courtney on the phone, Lincoln was being comforted by his parents and lily, Arnold went to see Helga Who actually Accepted his feelings just right after she heard him sing, and Bart Was hugged by his mom because of how well he sung*

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