Ouran High School Host club x reader

Them as Parents

I've been watching a lot of KallmeKris lately and I'm running out of ideas, so here's the gang as parents aha~

Tamaki

He's definitely the overprotective dad type. I meannn, do you not remember him every 5 seconds trying to protect Haruhi from the twins? 😂 Anyways, he'd most likely make his child call him every 5 minutes when they're not at the house, and if they play sports, he goes to every practice and game, carrying a First Aid kit. As soon as that child even slightly gets grazed by a Soccer ball, he's running out to the field, patching up his kid that doesn't even need it. His kids probably get tired of it, but aye, they still love him. And Tamaki loves his children very much as well.

Kyoya

Dilf.... Sorry not sorry. Anyways, he's probably too busy to usually take care of the kids. He usually leaves it to you, but when you're busy he has to. He just watches them from a park bench as he drinks some coffee and does work on his laptop. His kid fell? Oh well, get up and walk it off.

"But dad it hurts."

"I said walk it off. Now go play with your friends."

He doesn't hate his kids, he's just not the greatest at taking care of small children. Now when they get older though, that's when his dad senses kick in. He'll help his kids study, give them advice and even patch up any wounds. I mean, he is a doctor. Though at the same time, he'd probably run his little 'tests' on his kids too. Just like he would to you. Though all in all, he's not a horrible dad.

Hikaru

"Wear a condom!" He says this whenever the teens leave the house, even if their friends are right there.

He loves to embarrass his kids as much as possible, and pulls pranks on them constantly.

As for the toddlers and small children, he's kinda lax. He'll watch cartoons with them and make them cute snacks. He also plays with them a lot. If you get your child a toy, it's most likely his now too. You even once walked in on him fighting over a toy with the kids...

"Oh my God Hikaru, give the child his fuckin toy." You sighed in exhaustion.

"But I was playing with it first!" He shouted.

"Uhgghh, fuck." You face palmed yourself

"Fuck!" Your youngest shouted.

"No!"

Yeahhh, things were kinda hectic.

Kaoru

He was a really attentive dad, and often listened to his children if they needed advice or just wanted someone to vent to. He wasn't judging either, no matter what they had to say. He'd think about their problems and do the best he could to help them solve em.  He also always tucks the tots into bed, giving them a cup of juice or chocolate milk, before reading them a bedtime story.

You really appreciated all the help he gave with the kids, even when he would work late, he'd always do something. Even if it was just buying pizza for dinner. Speaking of pizza, he would do a family movie night every week, where he would order everyone's favourite pizza and play a movie on the projection screen in the backyard. It was always nice to have family bonding like that, and the kids always had fun.

Hunny

He still did the Haninozuka family traditions, by greeting his children with battle. Though he usually went easy on them, until they got older that is. Then he wouldn't hold back, and usually won. He would teach his kids everything to know about martial arts, but wouldn't push that kind of lifestyle on them. He made them know how important it was to be themselves and that they need interests of their own.

He would support them no matter what life decisions they made. Murdered somebody? Hunny's got the shovel and the money to make it go away. Nobody can lock up his kid as long as he's around.

Mori

This man would do anything for his children. As soon as your first child was born, he would watch over him like a mother wolf constantly. Because of this, the baby would even follow Takashi around whenever he'd be doing work or cleaning. Takashi would look down, noticing the small child watching him and just smile. The baby would then giggle and Takashi would put him on his shoulders.

And even as they got older, Takashi would make sure to keep an eye on them, but never invade their privacy. He'd just say,

"Hey, Imma watch over you. If you want me to stop, just say so."

The kids would then nod and just let him know when they finally needed space.

Mori would also teach them self defense, both the boys and girls. He believes in equality, meaning if a boy can fight, than so can a girl. This man will be with his children through thick and thin. He's a really good dad and just  deserves father of the year. (Now have my babies pls Takashi)

Haruhi

She would cook meals for the kids a lot, and even cleaned their rooms for them. Though she stopped cleaning on her own when they made it to their school years, then she would teach them to clean, and just like Mori she believes in equality, so the boy's aren't getting out of work. And if they whine she just threatens to stop buying their favourite food. It works like a charm.

As for the older children, she helps them study as much as she can and teaches them many life lessons. She'll even educate them on things like politics and equality. She wants them to have their own opinions and to know what is right. So you can expect her to not hold back on any information. Oh, and because she's a lawyer, she wins pretty much every argument with her kids. Remember children, never argue with a parent whose a lawyer. You'll just get served worse than with a regular parent.

Welp, hope you guys enjoyed this. My thumbs hurt and I'm at work, so imma go now. Love you babies and stay safe.