Ouran High School Host club x reader

Dirty jokes

Tamaki

"Hey princess. Is your father a baker because, you've got a nice set of buns."

Slap!

Kyoya

"Wanna hear a joke" Kyoya asked

"Sure." You responded

"A redhead told her blond stepsister 'I slept with a Brazilian... ' The blond said, "You slut! How many is a Brazilian?"

You took a second to get it but, when you did you bawled out laughing.

Hikaru

You were hanging out at Hikaru's house watching TV with him on the couch.

"Babe." He spoke.

"Yeah?" You said

"That shirt looks great on you but, I bet it looks better on the floor." He smirked

Slap!

Kaoru

"Babe?" Kaoru looked over at you.

"Yeah?" You responded looking back at him.

His face went red before he started to speak again.

"I m-might not be Fred Flinstone but, I sure can make your b-bed rock." He stuttered as he blushed like crazy.

You blushed too but, then started laughing. That made him feel better.

Hunny

"(Y/n) Chan! I have a joke wanna hear it?" Hunny yelled as he ran towards you.

"Sure!" You smiled

"What goes in hard and dry but, comes out soft and wet?" He asked.

Your face turned a million shades of red.

"W-what?"

"Gum!" He shouted

"Oh!" You began to laugh

"But, also my dick." He mumbled.

"What?" You said

"Oh nothing."

Takashi

"Wanna hear a joke?" Takashi asked

"Sure." You responded.

"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?"

"What?"

"Hold your nuts. This is no ordinary blowjob."

......... XD

Haruhi

You were cuddling in bed with Haruhi when she had said something.

"Wanna make a rainbow?" She smiled as she held a box of Skittles.

You blushed but, then quickly nodded your head in response. Let's just say you made extremely gay love.