lil note: Ight, ight guys it's been a while since I updated
Fives: it's been a year
Cheyenne: *smiles awkwardly* yeah sorry about that, some crazy things happened and things went downhill...but I'm back now and I have more Clone scenarios but this time I have some friends joining me this time with ranovlas as "V" and blueplaidhood as "Ez" it's gonna be so much fun. so let's get right into it. Oh but before I forget these scenarios wouldn't be possible if I didn't have someone there to help me with what characters go to which sign, so follow them they're amazing people and just great friends. Okay now let's get into it for real this time
*In training*
Aayla: You people should be ashamed of yourselves, you think this training is a joke? *looks at all the mess the clones made*
Jesse: *in the back* YES!!
Aayla: *glares*
Jesse: unless the right answer is noo *hides in the back*
Obi-wan: What people use without jedi mind tricks is use honesty to take responsibility for what they done
Anakin: *looks at Obi-wan and laughs* that's a good one Obi-wan "honesty and responsibility" ooohhh noo but seriously who should we blame?? And innocent bystander or something?? *sees an old lady* how about that old lady, she looks pretty defenseless, HEY LADY!!! WHY'D YOU DO THAT TO OUR RIDE?!? *points to a broken down speeder*
Old lady: *waves cane at Anakin*
Anakin: w-w-what?? You wanna go?? *gets ready to fight*
Obi-wan: *pulls Anakin away* Anakin stop!
*Viper meeting Echo and Fives for the first time*
Echo: *takes V's hand and kisses the back of their hand* Echo but you knew that *winks*
Viper: *blushes and giggles*
Fives: Shove over brother! *pushes Echo out of the onto the floor, holding his hand out for a kiss on his hand* Fives...but you know that
Viper: *looks at Fives hand and smiles awkwardly*
Fives: *In training* people expect me to look stylish and fabulous when I walk down these halls
Kix: *sighs rolling his eyes stretching* wow...you're such a good liar, you even believed yourself
Plo: *sitting down with Wolffe having father-son time* Chess is a noble game of strategic and patience we could be here for hours, days even weeks
Wolffe: *looks at Plo and blinks* ugh, I'm out *walks away*
Anakin: *blending a smoothie in the mess hall with a sleepy Obi-wan*
Obi-wan: Are you sure that will wake me up?
Anakin: definitely *picks up the smoothie and throws it at Obi-wan's face*
Cheyenne: *Cheyenne and Fives standing outside a building with a bright light* okay, we have to hurry up, because the light attracts moths, sooo *looks at the light then back at Fives* just squint and run
Fives: *chuckles* no, no *pulls out sunglasses* I don't run *puts on sunglasses and walks in slowly as Cheyenne runs in*
Ahsoka: *standing in line while she talks Cheyenne* oh wait a minute...umm tonight? I totally forgot I got a thing
Cheyenne: *standing behind the smoothie stand where she works* a thing? What kind of thing?
Ahsoka: it's a padawan thing *nervously laughs* can't get out of it
Cheyenne: *unsure* oh really? Are you sure?
Neyo: *standing behind Ahsoka, annoyed* Honey!...she's not coming!! Now chop me up something and put it in the blender!!!
(Cheyenne: hehehehehe this is where it gets a bit gay
Fives and Anakin:..what???
Cheyenne:...Nothing!!! Go on, it's your guy's scene!!)
Anakin: *fake yawns and reaches over Fives shoulder turning off the lamp* Do you mind??
Fives: *smirks* not at all, oh while we're at it *throws a rubber ducky at the stereo and plays "baby I love you by: Raymay Krumrei*
Both: *chuckle and go in to kiss*
Tup: *standing behind them* What are you doing?!?
Both: *jump away*
Fives: TUP!!
Tup: Were you two about to kiss?!?
Fives: It was for the skit!!
Tup: I knew it!! *runs off* The General and Fives are gay!!!
Anakin: It was for the skit!! It--It--It CHEEYYYY!!!!!!!
Hardcase: *in the mess hall sitting with Tup* What are you saying? That's I'm dumb?
Tup: well...no...you're just not...very...*thinks of a word* thinky
Hardcase: thinky? Tup why would you say something like that?
Tup: because Rex said I can't call you dumb
Cutup: *sitting on his bunk* I'm just the loser middle kid...like you *looks at Fives*
Fives: Just because I'm a middle kid, don't make me a loser
Cutup: Then what does make you a loser?
Kit: *sitting on his bed thinking* that's it!! *goes the computers* researching!! Role-playing!! *sits at a table with Monnk who has a wig on* Dialing!! *comms Viper* waiting
Viper: *picks up* Viper here
Kit: *panics* hanging up!! *banging his head on a wall* regretting it!! Resiking!! Saying what I'm doing *comms again*
Viper: Kit??
Kit: *reading off notes* Hey Viper! How are you? That's nice, I was wondering if you would like to go on a daaa--activity with me...tomorrow...
Viper: ummm...okay
Kit: Great! Bye! Meet me in the mess hall! *hangs up*
Cutup: *getting hugged by Hardcase, wearing a dress and a wig doing a bad country accent* of course we are my beloved...*pulls away* or so he thinks *does weird motions*
Fives and V: *looking at them in concern and fear*
Cutup: For Paris is full of men and I plan to shake my bonbons for each and every one of them
Echo: *covers his mouth in shock*
Wolffe: *shakes his head*
Cutup: *shakes his chest*
Cody: please I'm watching the sports channel *fighting over the remote with Ez*
Ez: Videos!
Cody: Sports!
Ez: Videos!
Cody: sports! *pulling the remote until Ez shoves the remote into his chest, making him let go*
Ez: AHH-HAA!!! *plays a music video and starts cheering* WHOOOO!!!!! *gets up and dances* THAT"S MY JAM!! *starts shaking their butt*
Rex: *gets in the car with Fives buckling up* no no no, they're not for vanity, your rear view mirrors are for seeing the view to your rear
Fives: *looks at his butt and at the mirror confused*
Rex: not your behind, behind you
Fives: but then I won't be able to see myself having fun *adjusts mirror*
Rex: driving a motor vehicle is not fun, it's serious business, now have you buckled your seatbelt?
Fives: I was going to, but this outfit just winkles so easily, so I thought-
Rex: just do it
Fives: but my out--
Rex: It's the Law!!
Fives: *scared he puts on his seatbelt*
Rex: okay...now are you familiar with the gearshift?
Fives: you mean the PRNDL?
Rex: *looks at Fives* the what?
Fives: the PRNDL
Rex: Are you referring to the shift lever that says P.R.N.D.L?
Fives: I'm not a child Rex, I know how to spell PRNDL
Rex: It is not something you spell, it is a gearshift...the letters stand for PARK, REVERSE, NEUTRAL, DRIVE, LOW!!!!
Fives: you're making me nervous with all this technical talk
Rex: oh! I'm sorry, why don't we relax, turn on the radio. Would you like AMMMM or FMMMM?!
Vaughn: *eating pizza with Jesse and Cheyenne then sneezes* oh, excuse me, oh man I guess it's allergy season
Jesse: bro...that was the cutest sneeze ever
Vaughn: stop saying I'm cute! *sneezes*
Echo: *beside them* oh bless you
Cody: that was such a cute sneeze
Vaughn: *sneezes*
Fives: hahaha Vaughn sneezes like a kitten
Vaughn: *mumbles* I'm not cute
Jesse: bro your sneeze is straight up adorable
Vaughn: Stooop! I'm not cute! *turns to Cheyenne* Do you think I'm cute?
Cheyenne: *blushes*
Ahsoka: *blocking blaster shots* Help! Ez help! *gets outnumbered by droids*
Ez: Ahsoka! *jumps down and grabs Ahsoka by the waist jumping to the high ground* Ahsoka my love, will you marry me? *blocking blaster shots*
Ahsoka: oh darling I never thought you would ask me
Fives: Brother *throws away Echo's book* it's about time you get your head out of those books and focus on better things like them
Chey, V and Ez: *sighing dreamily at Fives and Echo*
Chuchi: *grabs a blaster and shoots at 3 assassins and blasts another shot but misses*
Cheyenne: *ducks down as the blast come at her then looks back up in astonishment* what a woman
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Clone Wars Randomness
Randomjust chapters of random stuff that I make with the clones and it will all be in your guys POV, or sometimes just the clones and them in different random situations so with that being said brace yourselves for weirdness.
