(A/N: so F/C/N means Favorite Clone Name, you'll need that later)
Sinker: hey, you remember what General Koon's last name is?
Wolffe: *looks up from cleaning his blaster* this is why you stupid~
Me, Wolffe and the rest of pack: *dancing* this is why *points at Sinker*
*Me and Wolffe walking together*
Cody: YOU THINK I'M STUPID?
Me: Is he talking to himself?
Cody: YOU WANT FIGHT?!?
Wolffe: No, I think he has his comm on
Cody: YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT YOU BETTER RUN!
Me: *walking away pulling Wolffe with me* Oh no he crazy for real
Boost: *across the mess hall* YOU STUPID!
Warthog: BET YOU WON'T SAY IT TO MY FACE *turns around*
Boost: *in his face* Stupid!
Warthog: bet you won't say it on a hologram
Boost: *on hologram* stupid
Warthog: *looks up at Boost* bet you won't say it in training
Boost: *hands Warthog a note saying "STUPID!"*
Warthog: alright
Kix: alright son, do you drink?
Fives: no
Kix: do you smoke?
Fives: no
Kix: are you sexually active?
Fives: *looks at Shaak Ti*
Shaak: *glaring at him*
Fives: no
Shaak: you sure
Fives: YES!
Mace: *dressed as Santa sneaking away with a painting*
Me: who are you?
Mace: I'm Santa
Me: you don't look like Santa
Mace: what? Santa can't be black?
Me: why are you so skinny?
Mace: I eat pears now and shit
Me: *texting (F/C/N)* 'hey wanna come over?'
(F/C/N): she said that she wants to hang out, she want's me to come over...*Disney Music plays* I think she wants the D~
Plo Koon: check yourself before you wreck yourself, haha swerve, pop lock and drop that attitude okay?
Wolfpack:....uuhhh....
Fives: *whispers* hey can I copy your homework?
Echo: what?
Fives: can I copy your homework?
Echo: NO YOU CAN'T COPY MY HOMEWORK FIVES FETT!!!
Fives: no, no, no, no!! Ssshhh
Echo: TEACHER!!!!
Wolffe: *walks up to me* hey you okay?
Me: yeah, it's nothing
Wolffe: okay *walks away*
Me: REALLY?!?
Wolffe: *walks back* are you sure that's how you feel?
Me: *turns my head* I don't wanna talk about it
Wolffe: *irritated face*
Tup: *comes inside* man it's cold outside
Me: *appears in a winter jacket* YOU FOOL!
Tup: woah!
Me: you don't know the meaning of cold
Tup: Who are you?
Me: I'm a Northerner
Tup: *looking around* where did you come from?
Sinker: and then I peed on my socks
Boost: *trying to hold back a laugh*
(F/C/N): *walks into my quarters* hey babe it's May 4th
Me: oh may divorce be with you
(F/C/N): no, I think you mean may the force be with you
Me: *cleaning*......
(F/C/N):....
Me: *walks in* WHO TOOK MY TOASTER OUT OF THE REFRIGERATOR?
Everyone:.....*thinking* she crazy
Hardcase: what is the second last letter of the alphabet?
Jesse: Y
Hardcase: because I wanna know
Obi-wan: bro, your momma so hairy she yawns like *Chewbacca sounds*
Fives: hey, we about to leave to the 79's club, you wanna go?
Me: nah, I'm good
Fives: no I want you to come
Me: what you say?
Fives: I want you to come
Me: what you say? *smirking*
Fives: I want you to...*realizes* Bro I'm about to beat your ass
Obi-wan: Hey forget you man!
Anakin: Forget you man!!
Obi-wan: Man you ugly!
Anakin: Man you ugly!
Obi-wan: Man your momma ugly!!
Anakin: *crying* that's not funny
Obi-wan: man I'm sor--*tries to touch Anakins shoulder*
Anakin: DON'T TOUCH ME!!
Me: *turns from cupboard* Hey. Can someone help me reach this?
Anakin: Nose touch!! *every Jedi but Piell*
Piell: SHIT!! *climbs the counter to reach the top shelf, pulls out a dish but gets attacked by dishes*
(F/C/N): hey, I'm going to the store, you want anything?
Me: yeah, can you get me juicy fruit?
(F/C/N): Juicy fruit really? That'll only last like 2 seconds
Me: oh like you did last night?
(F/C/N):....*heartbroken*
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Clone Wars Randomness
Randomjust chapters of random stuff that I make with the clones and it will all be in your guys POV, or sometimes just the clones and them in different random situations so with that being said brace yourselves for weirdness.
