Cheyenne: *Cheyenne runs into the mess hall* guys!! Guys!! Guys!!
Me: Cheyenne what? What happened?!?
Fives: who died??
Rex: why are you dressed like that? *points to Cheyenne whose wearing a red wedding dress* you getting married or something?
Cheyenne: ha I wish, but now I wanna introduce you to BeetleWolffe! *points to the door*....I said BeetleWolffe!!!...*sighs* give me a sec *walks to the door and goes out* Wolffe get your ass out there
Wolffe: no, I look ridiculous why did you have me do it and not Fives? You guys have better chemistry
Everyone: *looks at Fives*
Fives: *smiles awkwardly*
Cheyenne: because I couldn't find him! Now you better do this or I swear to the Creator I will rip you from limp to limp, then I will cut off my leg and swing it at your head so hard that your ancestors will feel it
Wolffe: you're kinda dark and scary a cute bride *sighs* fine I'll do it
Cheyenne: thank you *walks back in* now let me introduce you to BeetleWolffe!!
Wolffe: *walks in* not a word *glares at everyone*
Fives: *tries not to laugh but breaks* HAHAHA NEERRRDDD!!!
Wolffe: SCREW YOU FIVES!!
Jesse: okay, so what is going on? Why are you in a red wedding dress and Wolffe in...striped clothes with splats of green?
Cheyenne: because it's SPOOKY SEASON!!! jazz hands *does jazz hands*
Everyone but me and Cheyenne: what?
Me: *gasp* you don't know spooky season? The best time of the year?? Where people dress up and either go out to get treats or hand them out? Where you do tricks on people??
Rex: I've never heard of it
Fives: nope never
Cheyenne: oh hell no we have to change that, y'all ain't gonna mess up spooky season for me
Me: *stands next to Cheyenne* what should we start with?
Cheyenne: I say we start with costumes~ you take half I'll take half
Me: deal, okay I call Rex, Cody, Tech, Waxer, Kix, Hevy, Wrecker, 99, Boost, Sinker, Padmé, Droidbait, Nub and Anakin
Cheyenne: Wolffe doesn't count since he's already in costume so I call Fives, Echo, Boil Hardcase, Oddball, Ahsoka, Crosshair Cutup, Obi-wan, Vaughn, Hunter, Satine, Jesse and Tup
Me: we doing themes?
Cheyenne: WE CALL HORROR/SLASHERS!!! *everyone scared*
Me: we...ummm...we--we--we ca-call Disney then
Cheyenne: LET'S STOODIS!!! *grabs her team and runs off*
Me: *scared* sooo...ummm let's get started
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Clone Wars Randomness
Randomjust chapters of random stuff that I make with the clones and it will all be in your guys POV, or sometimes just the clones and them in different random situations so with that being said brace yourselves for weirdness.
