*Day 3 and 4*
Me: *in high voice* Ooohh Bigface, I'm all scared and alone, out here in the woods, whatever am I gonna do with all this meat?
Hardcase: *moaning* oh no Bigface, I'm dummy THIC oh my ass so huge oohh~
Me: it claps so hard for your bigfeet
Hardcase: *moaning and clapping* Oooohh~ ohhh~ *stops* oops he's not here yet
Me: ahh, okay, I'm prostituting myself for no reason
Hardcase: I usually do that for the views
Me: we need to make a bigfoot song
Hardcase: you first
Me: bigfoot is my friend (Harcase: Oh yeah!) He is not my enemy (Hardcase: Say it!!) He should come and find us (Hardcase: Find us!!) Cuz we have good meat (Hardcase: Meat!! So tender) DUMMY THICC ASS UP IN DA CLUB, I LIKE TO SPREAD MY CHEEKS FOR YOUR CHUB
Hardcase: Jesus, Jesus Christ
Me: *laughing* okay just censor the word "Ass" and replace it with "Jesus"
Hardcase: yeah, also Kix if you could do that yourself (Kix: okay, I can try, here we go I guess)
Me: I want to put friendship in your JESUS
Hardcase: okay, that's it
Me: DUMMY THICC
Kix: JESUS
Me: I WANT TO PUT MY
Kix: JESUS
Me: INSIDE YOUR
Hardcase: ASSHOLE!! (Kix: Demonized)
Me: no, no, no
Hardcase: no? That's not it?
Me: No
Hardcase: Kix you messed up there (Kix: sorry)
Me: rethink it, reeditied
Hardcase: alright
Me: alright, Jesus, okay, I want to put my Jesus inside your...
Hardcase:...Bussy
Me: Jesus
Hardcase: Bussy
Me: Jesus
Hardcase: Bussy
Me: Jesus
Hardcase: Bussy
Me: Jesus
Hardcase: Bussy
Me: Jesus
Hardcase: Bussy
Me: Jesus
Hardcase: Bussy (Kix:....*walks away*)
Me: my dude, my main man, I don't think we're going to kill this man
Hardcase: okay, I wanna shoot you if you keep up with that attitude
Me: I'm sorry *shakes my head then slaps myself*
Hardcase: you know about PMA positive mental attitude
Me: yes I do
Hardcase: you gotta, you gotta do it
Me: *slapping myself* I've been such a bad girl *slap* I'm gonna be good
Hardcase: dude, it's okay, just go to my store, buy the merch
Me: *still slapping* Ooohh yeahh, I've been so bad, ooohh yeahh~
Hardcase: what are you doing?
Me: I'm having positive mental attitude *slapping myself again*
Hardcase: I will smack you with my floppy banana
Me: I don't want that nooo *slap*
Hardcase: it sounds worse than it is, it's just a floppy banana *pulling out a banana*, I know what you're thinking
Me: I've seen it, I've seen it, anyways let's kill this guy
Hardcase: yo-you-you've seen my floppy banana?
Me: *runs into a trap* god I ran into a trap
Hardcase: that's what you get for being a lizard person
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Clone Wars Randomness
De Todojust chapters of random stuff that I make with the clones and it will all be in your guys POV, or sometimes just the clones and them in different random situations so with that being said brace yourselves for weirdness.
