Clone Wars Randomness

I have no name for this...sooo SWING SNAP ROCK

Rex: I'm beginning to think you're not normal
Fives: us moi not normal? Why I'm normal as the next kid
Jesse: *sitting on his head* me too
Echo: *sticking his tongue out cross-eyed* me threee

Kix: *walking up to Rex with a book*
Rex: *puts his hand on the book*
Kix: do you swear?
Rex: yes
Kix: *pulls book away* well you shouldn't it's not nice

Ez: *stabs hand with a fork* oww!!!
Hardcase: ow! That was a little weird
Ez: I'm talking to a fictional character
Hardcase: yeah
Ez: I'm talking to a fictional character
Hardcase: anyways
Ez: AND THE FICTIONAL CHARACTER IS TALKING TO ME!!!

Fives: *stuck in a cave with Echo* you have got to snap out of it! *slaps Echo*
Echo: *gasp* you snap out of it! *slaps Fives*
Fives: you snap out of it! *slaps Echo*
Echo: *slaps Fives* you snap out of it!
Fives: *slaps Echo* you snap out of it!
Echo: *slaps Fives* you snap out of it!! Hold it!!
Fives: why? Come on it was my turn

Anakin: *talking to Obi-wan* so how's your new padawan fitting in?
Obi-wan: They're fitting in quite well, they're actually training with Cody and the others right now
*In the hanger*
V: *sighs frustrated as they try to teach the 212th dance* it's not that fucking hard
Cody: *sighs*
V: it's swing. Snap. ROCK!!!!

V: I think we should get a divorce
Jesse: what are you doing?
V: just practicing
Jesse: w--why are you planning your hypothetical divorce?
V: I don't know, I'm 22, I think I'm having a *thinking* a quarter life crisis
Jesse: you don't even have a significant other
V: hypothetically divorce me
Jesse: okay then I'm hypothetically taking half your assets
V: well you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup...It's--it's called that right?
Kix: yeah it's a prenup and you did hypothetically sign one soo...
V: who the hell is this guy?
Kix: I'm their hypothetical lawyer in this...divorce case
V: then I'm taking the hypothetical kids so...right? We can get those right?
Hunter: yes we can definitely get all the hypothetical kids, don't worry about it
Jesse: who is this hypothetical nerd? Fucking idiot
Hunter: this is my hypothetical lawyer and we have been hypothetically sleeping with each other sooo....
Jesse: how could you hypothetically *tries not to laugh* how could you hypothetically do this to me?
V: Because you hypothetically are an alcoholic...

Obi-wan: he is my brother
V: he killed almost every jedi and younglings in 2 days
Obi-wan: he's adopted

Cheynne: I swear I left Fives right here *looking at a building that is getting demolished with Ez*
Ez: right here on the sidewalk or right here where the building is getting demolished? Great planning
Cheyenne: how was I supposed to know? I can't see into the future. I'm not a witch.
Ez: then why are you dressed as one?
Cheyenne: hey

Plo: how was training today?
Ez: it was good
V: but Fives pushed Cheyenne off the platform
Plo: and where were you two?
Ez: we were over on the bench
Plo: and what did you two do?
V: nothing, we were over on the bench
Obi-wan: but you two saw what happened
Ez: yeah, cause we were over on the bench
Plo: so you saw what happened and you both did nothing?
V: yeah, cause we were sitting over on the bench
Kit: let me ask you this....when the Domino squad were getting picked on and by their own brothers were those good people?
Ez: oh no, those were bad people. You gotta stop the bullies
Obi-wan: but you saw what happened
Kit: and you both did nothing?!
Ez and V: CAUSE, WE WERE OVER ON THE BENCH!

Jesse: *dressed as Ez laying in bed and wearing a terrible wig when Rex and Kix walk in, mimicking Ez's voice* who interrupts my slipper?
Kix: *walks up to Jesse slapping him* slumber, you bonehead
Jesse: slumber, right *in a deep voice* I knew that

Echo: I'm your best friend right?
Fives: I have lots of friends
Echo: *puppy dog eyes*
Fives:....Of course you're my best friend....beautiful human