*Me and Hardcase playing finding bigfoot*
Me: Oooo I found littleface
Hardcase: Yeah! Yeah, yeah---oh yeah well you know...not much of a face left anymore
Me: little skull
Me: yeah that's my rap name
Hardcase: little skull?
Me: little skull
Hardcase: yeah well you wanna sling me a rap "little skull" ?
Me: my name is little skull and I'm really sad, maybe because I don't have a dad, he went out to get a pack of cigarettes so it left me really depressed UH!
Hardcase: *Chuckles* Jesus Christ little skull man
Me: *laughing* he's just bars upons bars okay?
Hardcase: yeah bars, bars, emotional bars trapping him inside you gotta let go little skull man
Me: I'm harboring a lot of guilt
Hardcase: why? Did you do something to your dad?!?
Me: I'm gonna get sent to prison and then I'm gonna snitch on everybody
Me: *in uwu voice* oh Hardcase I'm so scared
Hardcase: God, get that uwu shit out of here, I swear to God
Me: *laughing* dude, I've changed over the years
Hardcase: I can tell..for the worse!
Me: yeah
Hardcase: *imitating me* Ooo (y/n)
Me: ohhh, oh yeah...now that I hear it back, I can see that I am the asshole
Hardcase: *still imitating* I'm scared of bigface in this wuods
Me: OOOHHH!! OH! OH HE'S BEHIND US!!
Hardcase: What? Wha--alright okay, alright signal flare
*bigfoot comes after me*
Me: AAAAAHHHH!!!!
Hardcase: I MISSED!! I MISSED!! I'M SORRY!! *reloads*
Me: AAARRRGGGGHHH!!!
Hardcase: I apologized! I missed! I'm a really terrible--- *bigfoot picks me up and throws me*
Me: AAAAHHHH!!!! *Hardcase shoots bigfoot and he runs away* HE PICKED ME UP!! WITH HIS BIG HANDS!!
Hardcase: heeee isss..gone..okay
Me: I'm okay, I--uhh oh he grabbed me with the big hands, you see that tint tick of health that's gone?
Hardcase: yeah
Me: that's me shooting him in his bigface
Me: I wanna like cripple him, I want to like blow his kneescaps out
Hardcase: *concerned* Jesus Christ man, what?
Me: I want to send a message
Hardcase: wha...what message?
Me: that we don't fuck around, I'm the real mean
Hardcase: I can see that man...but you don't need to be
Me: yeah that's true
Hardcase: you can be real nice
Me: I could be... I'm nice to people, but not to bigfaces
Hardcase: alright fair, but this isn't bigface, it's bigfoot, bighand, bigdick but not bigface
Me: big whatever, you're going down...well apparently not, cause we're terrible at killing him
Hardcase: I have to go to the bathroom, I'll be back *leaves*
Me: okay, I'll watch everything *hears Wolves in the background* he better not show up right this second when we're doing this...Biiigface come on out~ I don't know where you are Ooohhh no *hears wolves again* there's wolfies here....ohhhh why did I ever agree to this? Biiigface, Bigface it's a big map out there and a big world out there, it's hard to find a soulmate but I can be that for you...I can be
Hardcase: *come back* what the hell?
Me: Oh!! Well I was just telling Bigface that it's a big bad world out there
Hardcase: *laughs* Ooohh, umm okay
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Clone Wars Randomness
Randomjust chapters of random stuff that I make with the clones and it will all be in your guys POV, or sometimes just the clones and them in different random situations so with that being said brace yourselves for weirdness.
