Clone Wars Randomness

Clones as Zodiac signs Part 3

Tech: *coming off the ship* hey guys
Viper: *puts up hand* Tech!!
Cody: hand
Viper: *puts down hand* Tech
Cody: Grown up voice
Viper: *in a mature seductive voice* Tech, hello~
*in a meeting with Kenobi, Plo, Wolffe and Cody talking about a mission* 
Obi-wan: Everyone got it?
Viper: *puts up hand* what’s that mean?
Cody: hand
Viper: *puts down hand* what’s that mean?
Cody: grown up voice
Viper: *in a mature seductive voice* Tech, hello~
Obi-wan and Plo: *facepalm*
Wolffe: *rolls his eyes*
Cody: *looks at Viper*
 
Wolffe: *repainting his armor ignoring Cheyenne* 
Chey: *standing beside him* you’re the greatest thing that ever happened to me Wo--
Wolffe: I did my job *glides wet paint brush across Cheyenne’s face*
Cheyenne: there you are!! *jumps up in excitement* where’s the purple!!!
Wolffe: not the purple!! *backs away fast as Cheyenne grabs the purple paint can and throws it at Wolffe*
Cheyenne: I did my job too
Wolffe: Noo!!! *chases after Cheyenne*
 
Kix: *in terrible accent* meatloaf
Tup: Okay thing number 211 he can’t do...accents
Cheyenne: oh but it’s so charming when he can’t do things
Tup: he’s a face! He’s just a face! What’s the matter with you?
Kix: *still terrible accent* mount Tup-uvius send 2 billion tons of burning lava straight into the air
Tup: *makes explosion noise and throws his arms in the air*
Kix: and right back down on his head
Cheyenne: *laughs*
Tup: why??
Kix: *terrible accent* because you insulted Mortimer!!
Tup: what’s his last name?
Kix: *terrible accent* Twiggle-bottom Smythe! 
Cheyenne: *laughs harder*
 
Wolffe and Plo: *play fighting*
Jesse: *laughing* Why can’t you do something cute like that?
Ez:  *sitting beside Jesse smiling* okay!! POW!! *punches Jesse in the arm*
Jesse: OW!! *falls of bench*
 
Jesse: *jumps on bed* 
Kix: *nods his head* 
Jesse: I know what I must do *stands up*
Kix: that’s nice, I’ll wait here *Jesse marches* and he’s marching
 
Cheyenne: *in a lesson* Did they visit it or forget it like Crosshair??
Ez: oh yeah, what ever happened to Crosshair?
Cheyenne: he turned to the da-
Ez: *cuts Cheyenne off* I don’t care, he’s gone
 
Ahsoka: we’re just friends and I love your outfit *compliments Viper*
Ez: *standing outside and slams on the window* hey!! 
Ahsoka: YOU HAIR SMELLS NICE!!!
Ez: *smiles*
Viper: *glares at Ahsoka* you smelled their hair??
Ahsoka: *scared*
 
Boil: I’m gonna do very well in the outside world on my own, relying on my street smarts and instincts *leans on hot burner* HOT! HOT! OW! HOT!! *runs to see Kix*
Obi-wan: *drinks his tea* oh yeah, he’s definitely gonna do well
 
Rex: *on the field* you jumped out of the ship, rather than talk to me
Hardcase: no, no you’re exaggerating, the wind sucked me out like a vacuum
Rex: you hit the ground and started running
 
*in a horror movie*
Hunter: *slides down dead after getting a pencil to the head*
Ez: *walks up to the mark where Hunter stood and points to the mark* we’ll always remember he was that tall
 
Echo: *eats something*
Everyone: *looking at him*
Echo: I’m not fat...I’m pregnant
 
Plo: what? I’m not perfect
Obi-wan: I am
 
*After Rex and Jesse fight*
Ahsoka: now express your feelings to the dolls
Rex: okay, uhh *talks to doll Jesse* Jesse, sometimes I find your behaviour uhh trifle impolite, hmm?
Jesse: hey look *shows a googly-eye* I pulled his eye off *shows one-eyed Rex doll*
 
Fives: I can’t sleep!! *walks away*
Boil: and now I can’t hear!!
Jesse: Neither can I!!
Rex: No yelling in the barracks!!
 
Dogma: *after umbara* I wish I could bake a cake made of rainbows and smiles and we’ll all be happy
Boil: *in the back wearing a hood and Sunglasses* He’s not even part of the 212th
Obi-wan: Are you even part of this battalion?
Dogma: no I just feel bad
Obi-wan: okay...uhh go home
 
Obi-wan: the reverse crosses has been used by satanist for centuries, but this sigil of sulfur didn’t show up until the 60’s 
Anakin: exactly why you never get laid