Rex: *at the beach* attention boogie boarders! You are in a riptide, swim parallel, it's your only chance
Wolffe: shut up old lady!
Rex: *stands there for a second then turns to Echo* Echo, you were wrong this hat does not look cool *takes off the floppy hat*
Dogma: *after Umbara* hey...*sits across from Fives* uhh you remember that one time when I apologized to you?
Fives: *stops cleaning his blaster* no when was that?
Viper: *holding a gingerbread man Kix handed them* and he wants to live in my belly *bites the head off*
Kix: *gasps in shock taking the gingerbread man back* Carlos!!
Cutup: *standing beside Hevy while Echo talks about finding stuff while him and Fives are holding shovels* no one cares
Echo: *pouts and looks down*
Fives: *puts his hand on Echo's shoulder* I care buddy, I care *Echo grabs Fives hand and smiles at then then both walk off*
Fives and Fox: *glaring at each other, then start a food fight*
Hardcase: Fives!
Fox: Hardcase!
Fives: Hardcase!
Hardcase: General!
Anakin: Fives!
Tup: Tup!
Tech: *walking up to Bacara looking at his technology* quiet necessary Neyo
Bacara: I'm Bacara you twit
Tech: *walking away rolling his eyes* whatever
Tup: *cornered by Coruscant clone troopers with Fives and Jesse, starts panicking but gets an idea* Look, don't you know who he thinks he is? How dare you
Fives: *acts all dramatic* Jesse, we're dealing with amateurs
Tup: *pulls down a poster with Fives and Palpatine fighting* He's a star people!~ Helloooo, I'm so sorry about this Mr. Fives
Fives: I'm gonna lose it!
Tup: I assume you have everything ready for tonight, do you have the list for the dressing room?
Anakin: *looking at security footage with Obi-wan* it's not like anybody died
Obi-wan: we haven't seen the rest of the tape yet
Kix: *teaching the shiny Vaughn basic battle combat moves* Now I'm coming at you with lots of blast, what do you do?
Vaughn: *puts on a hood and falls to his side, rolling up into a ball*
Rex: *talking to Fives* uhhh about that, you're kinda banned *holding up a poster with a banned sign and Fives face on it*
Boil: that's my boy
Rex: *sitting on a bench in The Dominator after a long day*
Hardcase: *slowly walks over to rex in the distance*
Rex: *looks up at Hardcase*
Hardcase: *passes a taco to Rex then walks away*
Rex: *looks at the taco*
Ahsoka: You feel... love!
Tech: Yeah, I guess - Yeah, I feel a general unselfish love for everyone.
Ahsoka: No romantic *whispers* sexual love...
Tech: No. No, I don't.
Ahsoka: *points to Viper*...for her!
Tech: No!
Wolffe: *laughs hysterically*
Tech: Where to first? *touches map to set destination*
Fives: Hey, just so you know, this is my ship still. I'm in charge.
Tech: I know. I know. Of course, you are. Of course.*presses more buttons*
Fives: See, you say of course, but then you touch the map. It makes you think that maybe you didn't realize I was in charge.
Tech: Chives you- that- that's your own-
Fives: Chives?
Tech: -insecurities in there. Okay? I'm merely trying to be of service and assisting.
Fives: It's Fives.
Tech: That's what I said.
*Both Tech and Fives laugh but Fives tries to laugh harder*
Fives: Not necessary...
Tech: There shall be no knifing one another. Everybody knows who's in charge.
Fives: *glances at Tech* Me, right?
Tech: Yes, you. Of course. Of course. *whispers* Of course
Shaak: I've really started to take a liking to you
Ahsoka: *creeped out and falls back* don't say gross stuff like that out of the blue like that, you weirdo
Shaak: *walking up to Ahsoka smiling* I don't quite know how to say it...well..
Ahsoka: Nooo!!! *runs away*
Viper: *to Jesse* your ship is filthy *walks away to their room*
Jesse: *smirks* oh they has no idea, if I had a black light place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting
Tup: you got issues Jesse
Hardcase: *talking to Dogma during Umbara* What is your goal here? To get everyone to hate you? Because it's working
Cheyenne: you smiled and for a second I got a warm feeling but then it was ruined by those disgusting as teeth
Dogma: *smiles drops slowly* you like a professional asshole or what?
Cheyenne: pretty much a pro
Viper: *looking at past Wolffe's phase 1 armor* ugh Wolffe I almost forgot that suit did nothing for your ass
Wolffe: *over comm* no one asked you to look Viper
Viper: it's ridiculous
Cheyenne: I think you look great commander as far as I'm concerned that's the republics ass
Ez: *fighting droids with Anakin* Come on! Get some! Get some! Come on! *looks at Anakin* How much for the lightsaber?
Anakin: not for sale
Ez: okay...how much for the arm?
Anakin: *looks at Ez then walks away*
Ez: oh I'll get that arm
Keeli: I'm taking your pod
Rex: *clears his throat in a deep voice* no you are not
The 501st, Anakin, Ez, Viper, Chey and Cody: *all look at Rex with weird faces*
Rex: *continues* you will not be taking our pod today sir
Cody: Are you making your voice deeper?
Air, water and Fire signs: *getting outnumbered and getting beat up as order 66 is getting first issued*
Fives: there's too many of them *struggles getting up as clones who followed the orders start to over power him until something pushes the clones off of him*
Earth signs: *appear*
Everyone: *stops and look at all the people*
Jesse and Fives: *getting up* AAHHHH-HAAAA!!! YOU GUYS ARE SO SCREWED NOW!!
Viper: *pulls out lightsaber* Bring me Palpatine!! *force pushes clones out of their way as the rest of the Earth signs fight*
Keeli: You know what? I haven't seen the bad batch yet
Wrecker: *shocked* you haven't?
Keeli: nope
Wrecker: I haven't seen the Keeli ar---oh wait there isn't one sorry
Keeli: oohh
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Clone Wars Randomness
Randomjust chapters of random stuff that I make with the clones and it will all be in your guys POV, or sometimes just the clones and them in different random situations so with that being said brace yourselves for weirdness.
