Chapter 5: Scenes from Life Relations

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After the horror that was the Giga Wars had ended and the great state of the W.E.R. had been established, the first thing the founders did was set up the new rules that were going to govern this wonderful new utopia.

First they established a truer form of Christianity that was better than the dumbed down liberal rubbish that had been promoted by the pastors of the pre-Giga War world. Then they banned all other religions to help preserve white identity and culture thus assuring that white nationalism would be the dominant belief system and white people would be the ruling race again instead of all the multicultural rubbish that the leftists of the world had previously promoted as part of their anti white agenda.

After they'd established the laws that would preserve the white race, made sure it became the dominant race on earth, just like God had promised all those years ago and eliminated any opposition to this, they then set about making sure that the culture in the new utopia accurately reflected it's values. After all, in those terrible years before the Giga Wars, the culture of the world was dominated by woke PC liberal snowflakes which did nothing but encourage anti white racism and leftist ideologies which were completely poisonous to the growth of white people. So they set about creating a new media system, one which would only allow works that advanced the cause of the W.E.R. and expressed its values. While this unfortunately meant that 99% of pre Giga War media had to be outlawed and destroyed, it was a small price to pay to create a white nationalist utopia that was free from the horrible corrupting beliefs of non-whites and ignorant PC leftists.

Almost immediately many of the creators of this new world had put together new films, TV shows, music and stories that helped promote the W.E.R. and it's glorious values in a way that was socially acceptable. Of the many creators that sprung up, one of the most notable to emerge in recent years was Kevin Jensen. Jensen was born in 13 AJ in the Boston area of the East Coast Megapolis and from a young age, showed great promise in his patriotic support for the values of the W.E.R.

At the age of 25, Jensen struck gold with the animated sitcom Life Relations which quickly became one of the most popular programs on the TV networks across the W.E.R.. It focused on a typical W.E.R. family living in the Philadelphia area suburbs known as the Carson family lead by fat dumb father Harold, loyal and devoted wife Betty, slacker teenage son Scott and intelligent daughter Lucy. By the time this story begun, the show was in it's 12th season and showing no signs of slowing down. Reprinted below with permission from the author are extracts from one of the show's most popular episodes: Season 3's Handicapped Harold in which Harold discovers he's classed as mentally retarded while Lucy joins a group at school which turns her into a PC liberal snowflake:

FADE IN, SCENE 1, EXT CARSON HOME LIVING ROOM:

SCOTT, LUCY AND BETTY ARE SITTING ON THE SOFA WATCHING TV. ENT. HAROLD HOLDING SEVERAL ENVELOPES

HAROLD:

Mail's here everyone! (Leafing through mail) Bill, Bill, Some guy named Bill... Ooh this looks interesting!

HAROLD OPENS THE LETTER.

HAROLD:
Congratulations. You are in the running for today's contest. All you have to do is scan the code below and answer the questions! As a bonus, you'll get a free IQ test!

HAROLD TAKES OUT HIS PHONE AND SCANS IT. BETTY FROWNS

BETTY:
Honey I don't think that's a good idea. It's probably just a scam or something

SCOTT:
Mom's right, dad. Remember when you got told you'd entered that free sweepstakes contest for a holiday in Hawaii?

HAROLD:
Aw come on guys! Where's you sense of adventure?.

HAROLD OPENS SOMETHING ON HIS PHONE AND SCOWLS

HAROLD:
Let's see. According to the logic, which symbol belongs next in sequence

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