"All new tartar control Cocktail Bazaar! The soda of choice for people who love to keep their teeth looking as white and beautiful as god's chosen race. Made with the freshest artificial ingredients and guaranteed to have no horrible additives, it's the soda of choice for the W.E.R.'s elite"
"Looking for stylish fashion that won't cost the W.E.R.? Well look no further as the new range from Turning Point fashions, the fashion brand of choice for the loyal white W.E.R. patriot who wishes to look like a proper gentleman or lady, is here. Affordable fashion that will make even the ugliest member of the lesser races look like a true holy patriot!"
"For many years, his powerful voice and magnificent instrumentation have thrilled the ears of many of the greatest and most patriotic of W.E.R. society. Now Aryan Patriot records is proud to present, Taylor Burton's Greatest Hits. Contains 25 of his most beloved songs including "Smash the P.R.E. scum!" and "It's OK to be White" all in one playlist"
"When an evil Chinese Marxist faction attempts an invasion and enslavement of the west coast of W.E.R. America, only one man can stand in the way of the yellow monstrosity: Tugger MacReynolds , otherwise known as the Fist of Odin! Arrives on Allfilms on Monday!"
"And up next is another hilarious episode of It's a Funny old World. On this week's episode, Arthur and Hilda are in for a shock when they discover that the nice man who recently moved in next door is not only a Jew, but is also secretly distributing socialist leaflets with hilarious consequences! But before that, we've got another chapter from the rip roaring satire that is The Shock of The New"
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The Shock of the New
Science FictionImagine if you will, a world ruled by 4Chan edgelords. The world in question would almost certainly bear more than a passing resemblance to the nation of the W.E.R. Formed from the ashes of civilisation in the aftermath of the Giga Wars, the W.E.R...
