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Rodrick Heffley

omg Rodrick's so fucking hot i cant✋😭 G A Y  P A N I C

Title: He Already Does

Fandom: Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Character: Rodrick Heffley

You were at a party with your friends (members of Löded Diper). You were looking at Rodrick. He was gorgeous. He was wearing eyeliner which only added to his looks. Just looking at him pleased you.

Until you saw his gaze drift to some girl near him. He approached her and began to flirt. This happened frequently, but it still bothered you. You always got jealous and had to hide it.

The girl walked off and Rodrick seemed unsurprised. He walked back over to you and Ben (he's a member of Löded Diper).

"No luck?" You asked.

"Nope," Rodrick replied.

"Nothing new," Ben said.

"It's clear she's head over heels for me, it's just that she's shy to admit it," Rodrick said, trying to convince you and Ben.

"Yeah, I don't think so," Ben said, pointing to the girl who was kissing some girl.

"Trying to make me jealous," Rodrick said.

"She's lesbian, dude," Ben said. "Or you're just not as likable as you think."

"I'm plenty likable," Rodrick said.

"Agreed," you spoke, before realizing what you'd said.

"See? Even (Y/n) agrees. A bunch of people like me but are just shy or whatever," Rodrick reasoned.

"Got that right," you muttered and then mentally kicked yourself for saying it.

"What?" Ben and Rodrick asked at the same time.

"Huh?" You asked.

"What'd you say?" Rodrick asked.

"Wasn't me. Probably the lesbian that's not into you talking loudly," you joked nervously.

"All right, fine. Maybe she doesn't like me, but plenty people do," Rodrick said.

"Sure," Ben said, unconvinced.

"They do!"

~<• el time skip •>~

Rodrick had gotten super drunk and you drove him to your house, knowing he'd be in a lot of trouble with his parents if he came home drunk. Rodrick was laughing at random times while drumming lazily along to songs playing on the radio. He was the cutest drunk you'd seen.

You arrived at your house and opened the passenger door for Rodrick, pulling him out and trying to get him to come inside your house.

"You know, I don't know who you are, but I already have a boyfriend," Rodrick slurred.

Rodrick had a boyfriend? Rodrick wasn't straight? Who was his boyfriend and why didn't you ever know about it.

"Well, it's not official I guess. I mean he doesn't even know I love him," Rodrick added, smiling and chuckling drunkly.

"Uh, I'm not trying to... You're drunk, will you just come on? You need to get some sleep," you said.

"Are you trying to kidnap or fuck me?" Rodrick slurred.

"Uh... Neither. It's (Y/n). Just come on please. I don't wanna have to drag you," you said, blushing slightly.

"(Y/n)... (Y/n)'s amazing. You know (Y/n)?" Rodrick asked you, complying to come into your house/apartment, stumbling to the door.

Your parent(s) weren't home, so it worked out.

"Uh, yeah, I am-" you started to tell him.

"He's perfect, isn't he? That's the one I was talking about that I love," Rodrick said, smiling at the thought of you.

What? He was just drunk, right? Right?

"Uh... I uh..." You said, helping Rodrick to lay on your couch.

"Don't tell anybody, though. It's a secret and (Y/n) can't know," Rodrick slurred, before passing out.

"He already does," you whispered before giving Rodrick a quick kiss on his cheek.

You blushed lightly and smiled at the thought of Rodrick loving you. You thought he was straight, but now that you thought about it, he did give a bi vibe. It could have just been drunken words, though. You shouldn't read too much into it.

But drunken words are sober thoughts, right?

~<• time skip to morning •>~

You woke up and went out to the couch. Rodrick was still passed out, mouth open, snoring. It was cute. You sat down in a spot that wasn't occupied on the couch and turned on the TV. You decided on Gravity Falls (if you don't like Gravity Falls, 1: get outta here (jk jk) 2: you can replace it with something else).

You made sure the volume was low for Rodrick. After a while, Rodrick began to awake. You looked over at him. The intro was playing, so you didn't mind looking away for a moment. Rodrick sat up and rubbed his eyes, yawning.

"Where- Oh. (Y/n). How'd I get- Is that Gravity Falls?" Rodrick asked.

You smiled.

"Yeah, it's Gravity Falls. You got drunk last night, said some, uh, stuff, and I brought you to my house/apartment because I knew you'd get into trouble with your parents," you replied.

The intro ended, so you paused it.

"Uh... What do you mean "stuff"?" Rodrick asked, suddenly getting nervous.

"Well, uh... You told me you... love me," you said, mumbling the last part.

"...Oh... Shit," Rodrick said.

"Uh, you were just drunk... Right?" You asked.

"Uh... Well..." Rodrick started. "Actually, no. I was... I was serious. I'm bi."

You were silent for a moment.

"It's okay if you don't..." Rodrick started.

"No, I love you, too, Heffley," you said nervously.

"So, I am likable!" Rodrick said.

"Yeah, you really are," you said, smiling lightly.

Rodrick looked into your eyes. You looked into his beautiful ones. This went on for a few moments. You were blushing slightly, and for the first time, Rodrick was, too.

"Can I kiss you?" Rodrick asked.

You nodded and Rodrick got closer to you. He put his arm around your waist and pressed his lips to yours, slightly hesitantly. You'd never seen Rodrick nervous before. He must truly care for you.

Rodrick pulled away and cupped your cheek, rubbing your cheek gently with his thumb. You both smiled nervously. Rodrick's stomach grumbled.

"I feel awful. Why did I drink so much?" Rodrick whined.

You chuckled lightly and got some water for him.

el end.