Today we see our insanely sexy protagonist, Y/N, sitting in a bullhead on his way to Beacon. He was trying to listen to a new Sabaton song when some annoying chick starts screaming to his right.
Thot: OMG I CAN'T BELIVE MY LITTLE SISTER IS GOING TO BEACON, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!
Y/N looks at the chick and only has one thought...
Y/N: Are those natural?
He says also seeing a little baby red head she is hugging.
Y/N: Hot... wait, that's illegal.
Baby: LET GO OF ME!
Chick: AAAAH, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU! EVERYONE IS GOING TO THINK YOU'RE THE "BEES KNEES"!
Y/N: Why are they screaming? And why is it called bees knees? BEES DON'T HAVE KNEES!
Suddenly everyone turns towards Y/N, who had screamed the last part.
Y/N: My bad. Didn't mean to say that out loud.
He says as everyone turns back to themselves.
Baby: But I don't want to be the "Bees knees" I want to be a normal girl with normal knees.
She says timidly.
Y/N: *scoff* You're not going to have normal knees, you're knees weak, arms are heavy. Actually no they're not you look like you couldn't lift a pencil.
Chick: HEY! WATCH WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT MY LITTLE SISTER!
Y/N: Oh my bad, I thought I said that in my head, along with all the other rude and inappropriate things I said about you. Sorry.
Chick: oh okay then... hey wait, other things!
Y/N: Listen Candice, we got off on the wrong foot let's just take a step back and we can talk this out like civilized people.
Chick: Okay then, and who's Candice?
Y/N then gets the biggest and creepiest smile ever.
*10 minutes of Y/N getting beat up by Yang*
Chick: Okay now we can start being Civilized, my name is Yang and my little sisters name is Ruby.
Y/N: Yacht and Roger, got it.
Yang: No it's— never mind who are you?
Y/N: Sugma.
Yang: Okay Sugma were about to land, let's get ready roll.
Y/N: I am physically incapable of rolling, but I can jump out the window and run the opposite direction of you people.
Ruby: Why would you do th—
Y/N: BYE!
He says as he jumps out the window and falls to the ground and runs away.
Yang: That guy is an idiot.
Ruby: Hey Yang, what's Sugma?
Yang then gets a mischievous smile.
*time skip brought to you by Ruby tripping*
Our sexy protagonist is now sitting on a bench eating a Waffe— I mean waffle and watching YouTube premium because that how rich he is. He then hears an explosions and gets turned on so he runs in that direction.
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RWBY x Sabaton Reader
HumorSo we are a dude... who sings Sabaton songs... and when we do... they fight for us... so if we were to be like: "THEY ARE THE PANZER ELITE, BORN TO COMPETE, NEVER RETREAT!", the Ghost Division would come out and fight our enemies
