Y/N: Guten Tag mother truckers, I have an important PSA. That starts for Parental Supervision Advised, I think, so go get you parents and strap in!
*timesk—
Y/N: NEIN TIMESKIP!
Author: ДА TIMESKIP!
*stupid protagonist tryna take my timeskip, can't have Scheiße in Hollywood*
Y/N: Not how the saying goes at all but let's get this story of the road!
Port: TEAM RWBY IS VICTORIOUS!
Y/N: PRIMO VICTORIA!
Sam: Bruh it's 70 words into the chapter why are you singing?
Y/N: I wasn't singing I was just yelling a war cry.
Sam: Oh... ORA!
Y/N: Took you long enough
Weiss: We... we did it?
Y/N: *Teleports to her (it's Sam's semblance he can teleport Y/N only)*"' No balls, Sherlock. What do you think you did, die?
Ruby: You need to watch you language!
Y/N: Ёв твою мать.
Ruby: Oh... well then watch you mouth!
Y/N: What am I supposed to do? Take my friggen eyeballs out and turn em around?
Ruby: STOP BEING SLIGHTLY INSENSITIVE OR I WILL REPORT YOU ON TWITTER AND YOU'LL GET CANCELED!
Y/N: You wanna cancel me? No prob? I'll tell you the same thing I told Paul: I can't understand a word you say. I'm tone deaf! I think this way I prefer to stay. I'm tone deaf! I won't sto—
Author: Okay Y/N people really don't care that you memorized every Eminem song so please give the people what they want.
Y/N: Me?
Author: Bruh, you're ugly.
Y/N: Plus, only like three people are gonna read this book anyway.
Sam: UNLIKE YOU I HAVE A LIFE SO I CAN'T SPEND AN HOUR READING THE WATTPAD EQUIVALENT OF AMBER TURD!
Y/N: *sad protagonist noises* Fine let's timeskip to the part where we eat cuz I'm hungry.
Dadbot: Hi hungry, I'm Dad!
*bang*
*timeskip*
I wrote this two days ago and I think I drank too much choco milk...
Y/N: Okay let's find out what this plot is!
Alex: Yo what is up fellow human?
Y/N: I thought your name was Sam? And why are you talking so weird? Oh right your German.
(Plz don't hurt me Mr. Killx2k18 )
Sam: Bruh, imma do to you what I did to the subordinate that shot me in the nuts with a rubber bullet. *pulls out LMG and starts loading jt*
Y/N: DO'H! *slaps forehead and runs away*
As *OUR* sexy protagonist is running away from an angry German he runs into a girl.
Y/N: OOF! *falls down and gets back up to see a girl with dark brown with light streaks* Hey girl, are you Birdwhistle001? Because you make amazing books!
(Yeah you should go read them)
Girl: Aw thank you!
Pulls off wig to reveal Sam.
Sam: I do make good books, *turns to screen* So go read them at KaiserSamuel and then... I'LL BE BACK. *turns to Y/N who is trying to run away* SCHEIßE! Oh well, *points Gun at him* Hasta la vista, baby.
He then proceeds to shoot Y/N 50 times in the back with 50cal rubber bullets.
YOU ARE READING
RWBY x Sabaton Reader
UmorismoSo we are a dude... who sings Sabaton songs... and when we do... they fight for us... so if we were to be like: "THEY ARE THE PANZER ELITE, BORN TO COMPETE, NEVER RETREAT!", the Ghost Division would come out and fight our enemies
