Y/N: Balls.
He says as he sees... one... two... three.... four... 1,841,710 Grimm heading towards him, suddenly the screen freezes.
Y/N: Yup, that's me, now you're probably wondering "how did I get myself into this situation" or maybe "I should have worn protection", and that's a long story... and the other requires some cigarets, so let me explain how I got there, and the quickest route out of the country from you're position.
My one imaginary Stan: But mister Cooper, you already made that joke in you're other book!
Y/N: This special needs kid man, just won't shut up will he, talking about I made this joke before, boy nobody reads this trash! It's a fan-fic, yo let's get this story started shall we?
*time relapse*
Morgan Freeman: Hey there little boys and girls... and 29 year old man who commits war crimes, my name is Morgan Freeman and I'll be the narrator for this story. So after our hero's messed up Salem minions and stole the thing, then they all went to the weed shot and got higher than your mom.
Y/N: Wait a second, that doesn't sound like something Morgan Freeman would say, who are you?
Morgan Freeman: It's the one and only D O double G!
Dre: Snoop Dogg, Snoop Dogg!
Snoopy: You know I'm runnin with the D R E!
Literally anyone reading this: Stop making rap references and get on with the story please.
Y/N: Fine, please leave... *they leave* Now will the real Morgan Freeman please stand up?... *nobody stands up* I repeat; will the real Morgan Freeman please stand up? ... *still nothing* We're gonna have a problem here.
You: What did I say about rap references!!! HOW MANY TIMES ARE WE GOING TO HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN?!
Morgan Freeman: Now calm down everyone.
Everyone calmed down because of how relaxing Freeman's voice is... I'm talking about Morgan Freeman not Freddy Freeman... are they related?
Morgan: So what actually happened is the beat Salem's forces then they had a party, then they got the lamp horecrux or whatever it's called, and then being the weird teenager he is he did this:
Sam: Don't do it.
Y/N: I'm gonna do it.
Harem: Please master don't do it!
Y/N: Jew!
Silence.
Everyone: what? That's not her name Y/N...
Y/N: Oops my bad... good thing there's no Austrian Artists here... Jinn!
He says as Jinn exits out of the lamp.
Jinn: I'm Jinn and I w—
Y/N: Wanna make out?
Jinn: Yes.
They did.
Oscar: Y/N you do realize that you just wasted one of our uses?
Y/N: Worth it, we still have one more though so it's fine.
Sam: We're all going to die.
Y/N: What makes you say that?
Sam: I'm predicting the future.
Y/N: Jinn, round two?
Jinn: You got it master.
Sam: UGH I'm stuck with a yang idiot... get it? Yang?? Dang?? He he he ha!
YOU ARE READING
RWBY x Sabaton Reader
HumorSo we are a dude... who sings Sabaton songs... and when we do... they fight for us... so if we were to be like: "THEY ARE THE PANZER ELITE, BORN TO COMPETE, NEVER RETREAT!", the Ghost Division would come out and fight our enemies
