Y/N: Why are we here?
Sam: Just to suffer?
Y/N: No... Ocelot is better than Miller. I hate Miller.
Sam: You're just mad the Miller wanted to kill your waifu, Quiet.
Y/N: HE ALSO WANTED TO KILL MY PUPPY!
Ruby: What are you guys talking about?
Y/N: Shut up Mary Sue. We're talking about one of the greatest games in existence: Metal Gear Solid V.
Ruby: Can I play it?
Sam: No it has a naked chick as one of the main characters.
Y/N: No! Don't insult Quiet, and she's not naked, she just wears the smallest clothes in existence, so it's not rated R.
Sam: What if your parents walked in on the Easter egg?
Y/N: I'd probably die.
Sam: Exactly.
Author: Can we hurry along?
Sam: We were just advertising an amazing game!
Y/N: Speaking of advertising I was paid dollars to advertise Killx2k18 book so go check it out or he'll kill you.
Sam: A blood stain is orange after you wash it three or four times in the tub, but that's normal. Ain't is normal?
Y/N: If you get that reference your a legend.
Author: *clears his throat so hard it comes out his mouth and he dies*
Y/N: What are we supposed to do again?
Author: Lemme go Czech the YouTube real quick.
*que dramatic music*
Y/N: Bruh.
Sam: Bruh.
Y/N: Bruh.
Author: Bruh, continue the plot, Bruh.
Y/N: Bruh
*timeskip*
Sam: Why u timeskip? It happen now.
Y/N: Y we talk like dis?
Sam: Author usin one hand... don't ask y.
Y/N: He be diggin a hellevator in Terraria.
Sam: Bruh, why is the words like this now?
Y/N; Huh, it was broken a second ago, oh well, I'm going to set up the afk farm now imma keep T ping in a bit.
Sam: He means typing.
*timeskip*
Sam: Bruh, that was a real life timeskip.
Y/N: Bruh, Why do we keep saying Bruh, Bruh?
Sam: Bruh, because the Author, Bruh, watched a video, Bruh, where a dude said, Bruh, Bruh in a funny voice, Bruh, and now it's stuck in his head.
Bruh.
(I think I was high or smth idk)
Author: Okay I need to stop now. Take 34, ACTION!
Y/N: Does he want us to do something.
Sam: The story.
That one creepy dude with silver hair that acts cocky that ends up becoming a villain but then at the end helps his friend escape the bad guys and help the good guys but then they were all defeated by their old boss and Rooster teeth hasn't made another season yet so idk what happens later: I choose... him.
He says pointing to the general direction of team SovG— I mean Y/N.
YOU ARE READING
RWBY x Sabaton Reader
HumorSo we are a dude... who sings Sabaton songs... and when we do... they fight for us... so if we were to be like: "THEY ARE THE PANZER ELITE, BORN TO COMPETE, NEVER RETREAT!", the Ghost Division would come out and fight our enemies
