RWBY x Sabaton Reader

Bismarck

Nobody asked, but I don't give a SCHEISßE! I'm writing another chapter for the two people that read it, ready lesgo.

Y/N: Oh man that was epic!
He says laying in his king+++ sized bed: the floor.

Every woman in the show (except Neo) is serving his every command as they are his harem slaves.

Y/N: Yup this is the life!

Suddenly his door gets kicked in.

Ozpin: Y/N WE NEED YOU!

Y/N: EEEHH!!

Ozpin: *camly* Yes, it appears that Salem quite frankly doesn't care that you are happy and that you fouled her plan and that you killed Cinder and that you have *counts in head* nineteen slaves and that you could easily beat her in a 1v1 and that you should go read Killx2k18  Book and that you also don't give a balls and hello there Glynda that's a nice umm and that she probably doesn't want to fight you but just wants to join your harem but is playing hard to get so that you like her more than the other girls which I would know because I used to date her but she played to hard to get and we had a fight and she killed my and my daughters *starts crying* And I just miss her everyday and I just wish we could be a happy family again and and and and and and and and and and and and and and read @birdwhistle001 book and and and and and and and and and balls and and
*bang*

Y/N: *MY* Harem.

Goodwitc: Meh, he'll respawn anyway. Now let's go beat Salem.

Y/N: Or seduce her, either is fine.

Cinder: Well anyway what's the plan?

Y/N: Our first step is to— wait Cinder? I thought you died?

Cinder: Didn't Weiss die?

Weiss: Yeah didn't you shoot me?

Neptune: And didn't I die like four times?
*bang*

Y/N: Five times. I guess if Cinder is on our side it's fine, she is like super hot so I'm fine with it.

Nora: GET ON WITH THE PLAN ALREADY!

Y/N: Okay, first, we have to break Sam out of the Gulag.

Blake: How do we do that?

Y/N: step one: Secure the keys
Step two: Ascend from darkness
Step three: Rain fire.
Step four: unleash the horde.
Step five: skewer the winged beast
Step six: Wield a fist of iron
Step seven: Raise hell
Step eight?

Everyone: FREEDOM!

Y/N: Let's go get out boy back!

*timeskip*

Sam: I appreciate you breaking me out of the Gulag.

Neo: *mute noises*

Y/N: It's not problem, it was easy.

Khrushchev: You do realize you just brought the downfall to the Soviet Union by doing this?

Y/N: Meh, you hated Stalin anyway.

Khrushchev: Хорошо.

Sam: So wanna tell me how you did it?

Y/N: Sit down boys, it's a great story.

*time reverse*

Y/N: DEATH TO THE MPLA!

*wring time*

Y/N: Okay team step one.

All: Secure the keys!

Y/N: Oh right, no we're now doing step 0: Get arrested.