WINGED HUSSARS

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Y/N: Well.... what do we do now?

Sam: How the heck would I know? You rescued me!

Y/N: Yeah, but... I didn't think I'd get this far.

Sam: So you don't have a plan?

Y/N: Nope... I had one... but I only had daughter steps...
(No idea what I was trying to say right there)

Sam: Shieße... and the author is in a plane so he can't look at the YouTube video to know what happens next.

Author: I don't want to continue this! I don't know what to do! Aww but I have to because Killx2k18 told me to... oh yeah you should go read his book by the way!

Y/N: Well first things first we need to go back to beacon. Then we can ask Ozpin what to do next!

Yang: You killed Ozpin.

Y/N: Oh crap your right... well let's go to beacon and ask Goodchick what to do!

Glynda: I'm part of your harem.

Y/N: Dang it! Oh wait that a good thing, yay!

Sam: Why don't I have a harem?

Y/N: Hey you have the best girl in the show so stop complaining!

Sam: Oh no... Y/N do you realized what you just did?

Y/N: I just took a poop a second ago.

Sam: No... you just said that my girl was better than your harem.

Y/N: Yeah, and?

Sam: You said it in front of your harem.

Y/N turns his head to see his whole harem staring at him with murderous eyes.

Y/N: Oh... fiddlesticks.

*Timeskip brought to you by chibi Y/N getting beat up by a bunch of hot chicks*

Y/N: Okay! Now that I have healed we go to beacon!

Sam: I wish I was the leader... I'm competent.

*timeskip to beacon*

Y/N: What the balls happened here?

They all look at beacon, except it wasn't beacon. It was a giant hole.

Sam: Did you take a wrong turn?

Y/N: Did I take a wrong turn? Dude there are like four places on the map, it's not that hard!

Sam: ...

Y/N: ...

Harem: ...

Y/N: Okay maybe it is that hard bow chicka bow wow!

Sam: I hate you!

Y/N: You were my brother Arnold! I loved you!

Sam: No homo and you did it backwards.

Y/N: No homo and you're right crap.

Yang: So what now master?

Y/N: I dunno, I'm kinda bored right now.

*things happened*

Y/N: Man that was awesome!

Sam: I also enjoyed it.

Y/N: *shriek* AHHHH A GUY!

Sam: you're the one who called me.

Y/N: Oh right... your on the phone... got scared for a second.

Sam: So why'd you call me?

Y/N: I got a plan.

Sam: FINALY!

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