Y/N: Well.... what do we do now?
Sam: How the heck would I know? You rescued me!
Y/N: Yeah, but... I didn't think I'd get this far.
Sam: So you don't have a plan?
Y/N: Nope... I had one... but I only had daughter steps...
(No idea what I was trying to say right there)Sam: Shieße... and the author is in a plane so he can't look at the YouTube video to know what happens next.
Author: I don't want to continue this! I don't know what to do! Aww but I have to because Killx2k18 told me to... oh yeah you should go read his book by the way!
Y/N: Well first things first we need to go back to beacon. Then we can ask Ozpin what to do next!
Yang: You killed Ozpin.
Y/N: Oh crap your right... well let's go to beacon and ask Goodchick what to do!
Glynda: I'm part of your harem.
Y/N: Dang it! Oh wait that a good thing, yay!
Sam: Why don't I have a harem?
Y/N: Hey you have the best girl in the show so stop complaining!
Sam: Oh no... Y/N do you realized what you just did?
Y/N: I just took a poop a second ago.
Sam: No... you just said that my girl was better than your harem.
Y/N: Yeah, and?
Sam: You said it in front of your harem.
Y/N turns his head to see his whole harem staring at him with murderous eyes.
Y/N: Oh... fiddlesticks.
*Timeskip brought to you by chibi Y/N getting beat up by a bunch of hot chicks*
Y/N: Okay! Now that I have healed we go to beacon!
Sam: I wish I was the leader... I'm competent.
*timeskip to beacon*
Y/N: What the balls happened here?
They all look at beacon, except it wasn't beacon. It was a giant hole.
Sam: Did you take a wrong turn?
Y/N: Did I take a wrong turn? Dude there are like four places on the map, it's not that hard!
Sam: ...
Y/N: ...
Harem: ...
Y/N: Okay maybe it is that hard bow chicka bow wow!
Sam: I hate you!
Y/N: You were my brother Arnold! I loved you!
Sam: No homo and you did it backwards.
Y/N: No homo and you're right crap.
Yang: So what now master?
Y/N: I dunno, I'm kinda bored right now.
*things happened*
Y/N: Man that was awesome!
Sam: I also enjoyed it.
Y/N: *shriek* AHHHH A GUY!
Sam: you're the one who called me.
Y/N: Oh right... your on the phone... got scared for a second.
Sam: So why'd you call me?
Y/N: I got a plan.
Sam: FINALY!
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RWBY x Sabaton Reader
HumorSo we are a dude... who sings Sabaton songs... and when we do... they fight for us... so if we were to be like: "THEY ARE THE PANZER ELITE, BORN TO COMPETE, NEVER RETREAT!", the Ghost Division would come out and fight our enemies