RWBY x Sabaton Reader

White Death

Guess who's back? Our sexy protagonist yet again! This time he, his sidekick, and team RWBY are walking in the streets of Vale.

Y/N: I probably shouldn't be writing another chapter right after my last chapter. Then my creativity will run dry and it'll be boring and my fans will leave me and I will hurl into an abyss of depression until my inevitable terrorist attack.

Everyone but Sam: What?

Sam: Protagonist stuff. Yeah you probably should go to sleep then.

Y/N: Yeah, see you.

Awkward silence.

Sam: You done yet.

Y/N: Yeah no sorry, I watched Loki then played some Metal Gear.
(Oh cool that's when Loki was being released, and I didn't have a PC back then? Idk I only had MGSV on my PS4 and I didn't really play it after I got a PC)

Sam: You're so pathetic.

Ruby: WHAT IS GOING ON!

Y/N: Let's just pretend this never happened, okay?
He then waves his hand and magical white goo comes out and gets all over the girls.

Weiss: OMG THE VITAL FESTIVAL, SO EPIC!

Y/N: Since when did you ever care about anything besides your self?

Weiss: HMPH!

Y/N: Tsun Tsun.
(Sam)

Ruby: Weiss is right though, the Vital Fesival is pretty awesome.

Sam: I've seen better in the KSK.

Y/N: I've seen better in my sleep.

Yang: Geez you guys are so lame, you need to "YANG" up! Huh? Huh? Get it?

Y/N: That made no sense at all.

Sam: Does anything she say make sense?

Y/N: True true.

Blake: Please, we all know the only Weiss is here so she can spy on the others to get an upper hand in the tournament.

Weiss: ugh, you can't prove that!

Y/N: Bet, watch this dude over there.

Sailor dude: Hey, stop that Monke!

Monke: Thanks for the lift but I'll be going now!

The Monke then jumps off the lamp he was sitting on and runs past the protagonist and side characters, while running by Blake, he winks at her, Y/N will remember that.

Y/N: WHITE DEATH!

Then the White Death shoots the Monkes legs off and he falls in the lake and drowns.

Weiss: Oh dang it, I was going to observe him!

Y/N: Pay up Arnold.

Sam: But I never bet anything?

Y/N: Just did, now hand it over.

Sam gives him something, a knee to the groin, but being the OP anime MC, he just gains more power somehow.

Y/N: *something in Japanese idk, probably Tenno Heika Banzai*

Weiss: Well it's a good thing he died because Faunus are worthless.

Blake: No u!

*argument*

Y/N: Bruh I'm feeling that plot tingle imma go into the ally over there.

Sam: Mkay, umm stay here and make sure this argument gets to the point where Blake reveals her secret.

Y/N: Plot bro power!