RWBY x Sabaton Reader

Night Witches

Sexy protagonist be like: Bruh it's been so long since the last chapter what's taking him so long!

Author: Scheiße! I've been busy and only like four people read my book.

Y/N: And one of them is our dashing side protagonist: Killx2k18, you should go check out his book, but he is in the military so it takes him some time to update.

Sam: It takes you a long time to update too, but you're just lazy.

Y/N: Yeah yeah.

As he says this the door to wherever they were busts open.

Cardin: You there! You killed my friends and I'm gonna kill you!

Y/N: I don't even know who you a—

Cardin: I ain't done, this ain't the chorus I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest!

Author: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Y/N! VERSUS! CAAAARRRDDDDIIINNN! BEGIN!

Cardin: *Kill You by Eminem music plays* A blood stain is orange after you wash it four or five times in the tub, but that's normal ain't it normal? Serial killer hot and murdering material in a cereal box on top of your stereo! Here we go again, I'm out of our mind out of my medicine and I want in yours so let me in or imma kill you!

Y/N: My turn? Okay then, Here we go! *Canibus diss by Eminem music plays* Now once upon a time not long ago, there was a little Huntsman about to blow, but his battle came and he was not good, I think he has one or two inch— sword! So his silly little friends they were mislead by a fat, nerdy, little homo head! "My and you Sky were gonna get some fame!" But his little friend just jumped out the windowpane! *he looks to Sam* Hey mister, you you care to bear witness to this butt-whippin I'm about to administer to this butt kissing little weener blister?! Carditard, oh Carditard, wherefore art thou, Carditard? Please tell me what happened with that style that you were fighting with! Carditard, oh Carditard, are you from Atlas? Mistral? Or just a speddy foe from Vacuo?

Cardin: Enough! I don't stand a chance against your skill, На здоровье! A drink to your victory!
He goes to hand him a drink that is poisoned.

Y/N: No I don't think I will.
He pulls out a magnum and shoots him in the chest. Then the crowd goes wild!

Sam: Dude that was epic!

Y/N: You know what else is epic? The book of THATGUYYT1 that you "SHOULD" go read, but it's 100% "OPTIONAL".

Author: Okay remember the rules, one ounce of plot progression per 420 words.

Y/N: Right, what now?

Sam: You're on a plane but last I checked it was when they went to that abandoned city thing and fought ice cream lady.

Y/N: Right let's go!
The door busts again.

Neptune: I'm gonna kill you!

Y/N: This idiot again? Thought I killed you? Oh well, ARNOLD!
*BANG*

Sam: Still not my name.

Y/N: Still don't give a—

*timeskip lmao*

Ozpin: choose a mission then get tf outta my castle.

RWBY: Let's choose this really dangerous one that will get us in trouble than big strong Y/N will save us then we will kiss him while Sam watches from the background.

Y/N: Holy Scheißewaffe that was creepy as scheißewaffe, they all said that at the same time in perfect sync with creepily staring at us.

Sam: Unlike what most people think, having a harem is a very dangerous task and if you make a wrong move they gonna break your balls, and it's also illegal in most countries including mine and his, but for some reason it's is insanely common on Remnant, like everyone named Y/N has a big harem.