But It's Not The Way A Boy Should Feel! (Sal x Larry)

Smells like weed here again. Sorry about that

(TW: CURSING, SLIGHT JEALOUSY, SEXUAL ACTIVITY, MENTIONS OF DRUGS)

Todd POV:

Ash and Larry are coming over today. I'm a bit exhilarated! Even though they're a couple plebs, they're still extraordinary fidus Achates'!

I heard a gentle rapping at the front door, so I opened it to find Ash and Larry standing there, holding hands. "Come on in. Sorry it smells like weed. Again--"

"It's all good Todd, our high says it's worth it"

"Oh, I see. You two are inebriated. I'm not shocked"

They both walked in, sitting on the couch. My parents were at their workplaces, so I was home alone with those two.

Ash and Larry were cuddled on the couch, Ash's head on Larry's chest. It made me a bit jealous since I couldn't see my Neil, but... As long as they were happy. I went to bring Ash and Larry food, but they were making out by the time I got back. Ew. I shook my head, walking to the kitchen again, just sitting on the floor in there.

I got tired of Ashley's little moans from Larry nipping at her neck, so I went to my room. If anything would make me feel better, it was my baby. I picked up my phone and laid on my bed, smiling a bit, excited for him to pick up.

"Hey, Bubba!!~ How are you, is everything okay?"

"Yea. Remember Larry and Ashley?"

"Yea? What about em?"

"Well... They're kinda making out on the couch, and I missed you, so I wanted to call. I know you're not exactly close but... Hearing your voice alone, just the thought of it makes me smile..."

"Aww, babe!!~" I could hear him giggling, it was so cute when he was happy. "Oh, hey, guess what?"

"What's up, Lovely?"

"I'll be able to come down tomorrow, for our anniversary! Isn't that exciting?"

"Wait, really?!~ you get to come over?"

"Uh huh!! Oh yeah and, Baby?"

"Yes?"

"I can stay for about 4 weeks afterwards"

I smiled, staying quiet. He was coming over and staying for a month! I couldn't believe it!

"Alright, I gotta go. I love you, Toddy!"

"I love you too, Neil... My blushy little prince..!"

I heard him smile thtough the phone before he hung up. It made me happy knowing I could help him smile.

I walked back out of the room, Ashley and Larry basically commencing intercourse on the couch.

"M-Mm..!~ L-Larry~"

God, what in the world. "Guys, I thought we were gonna go hunting for the spirits in the building"

(𝕃𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕪, ⒶⓈⒽⓁⒺⓎ),

"ⒽⓂ? ⓄⒽ, ⓈⓄⓇⓇⓎ, ⓉⓄⒹⒹ, Ⓘ ⓉⓄⓉⒶⓁⓁⓎ ⒻⓄⓇⒼⓄⓉ"

"𝕊𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕤, 𝕊𝕒𝕝'𝕤 𝕘𝕠𝕟𝕖, 𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕪 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕜𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕒 𝕝𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕝 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘."

"Then let's go get him, where is he?"

"𝔸𝕥 𝕔𝕙𝕦𝕣𝕔𝕙 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕕𝕒𝕕"

"What? He's never been a person for church"

"𝕀 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨." Larry huffed as if he knew what I meant.

"Mm... Listen, Larry, Ash... What if we went to pick up Sal..? Like, said it was an emergency, left Larry outside"

"ⓊⒽⒽ... ⓉⒽⒺⓎ'ⓇⒺ ⒻⒾⒼⒽⓉⒾⓃⒼ ⒶⓉ ⓉⒽⒺ ⓂⓄⓂⒺⓃⓉ"

"What about..?!"

"ⒶⓁⓁ Ⓘ ⓀⓃⓄⓌ ⒾⓈ ⓉⒽⒶⓉ ⓈⒶⓁ ⓉⓄⓁⒹ ⓂⒺ ⒽⒺ ⒹⒾⒹⓃ'Ⓣ ⓌⒶⓃⓃⒶ ⓉⒶⓁⓀ ⓉⓄ ⓁⒶⓇⓇⓎ"

"Mmph... Alright, let's leave Ash outside. Or me. Probably me.."