A Very Serious Golden Guard/Hunter x Reader

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suddenly gg was overcome with grief and you and him ran back into the throne room

"nobody knows what my face looks like" he said. 

"what do you mean? You have a mask on of course no one can see your face." Said emperor belos

"that's what the mask is" said gg

"that's what the point of the mask is"

Y/n and emporer belos looked very confused at each other. What had gotten into golden guard?then golden guard began to sing about masks and not going outside.

Y/n and belos stood in silence until he was done. Y/n slowly clappedThen gg abruptly turned and ran off like an anime girl

"uh well then" said belos

Y/n ran after him because they wanted to steal his wallet.

golden guard ran and ran until he was at boiling aisles's ONLY American Girl doll store. Only it wasn't called American Girl doll because of copyright.It was called Boiling isles Girl doll

"what are you doing here?" Asked Y/N looking at the massive capitalistic structure.

"y/n...." gg stuttered and looked into Y/N's eyes"I love you" said golden guard, anime blushing and oh my gosh why did I write it like that

"I love you too" said Y/N and they tried to kiss but golden guard had that mask he sang about glued to his face so it made a THUNK noise when Y/N slammed their face onto his.

after Y/N was treated for brain damage and several concussions, golden guard shyly asked, "do you want to go spend insane amounts of money on dolls?" And Y/N agreed through their ice pack.

so they went inside

Golden guard picked up McKenna, the girl of the year from 2012"I like this one" he said "okay but it's really expensive" said Y/N then golden guard ate the doll and don't ask how he fit it through his mask.

then Y/N said "you muffin head that was 120$"

then the American Girl police was alerted"Oh no!!" Said Y/N. Golden guard began grabbing tiny doll sized things off the shelves and stuffing them in his cloak.

they tumbled away from the police and then GG pulled his magic broom from nowhere at all and then rode up into the skyas they peacefully reached high altitude Y/N said "I wanted a doll"

Golden guard sighed. He pulled out a harry styles limited edition doll and handed it to Y/N"it's chewsday innit luv,,,, fanks but noa fanks bruv" the doll said

little did they know, the harry styles doll had a horrible secret...