DISCLAIMER: THIS WAS WRITTEN BEFORE S2EP6 SO THERE ARE SOME INACCURACIES
A mysterious encounter at the Arby's drive thru leads to unexpected consequences... love, betrayal, angst, and a handful of other strange and unwanted feelings arise when you m...
Back at the conformatorium, you stood trembling before emperor belos. again.
"Ah, i see youve returned with our little friend" said Belos to GG.
"Yeah sorry about my little fit earlier :/" he responded
"thats ok" said belos. "now about you"
Belos turned to face you. You gulped really loudly like a cartoon character.
"What was that noise are you gonna like puke or smth" he asked
"uh no im good" you said.
"okay, well then. we're gonna send you to the human holding cell. and you'll never ever get out because only golden guard has a copy of the key"
"Golden guard senpai why are you doing this! I thought we had something" you said, holding back tears.
He shrugged. "Character development or something."
"This isnt how the story is supposed to go!!!!!" you yelled as belos pulled you away with a magic laser beam.
Golden guard yawned. "Yeahhhh okay seeya1 bye!!!"
Then the throne room doors shut, and you were gone.
GG stood in silence for a minute, then went to make hot pockets.
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You were violently thrown into a dungeon cell at 500 fasts per second. Your skull thocked against the concrete, probably shattering in several spots. Its a wonder you didnt get brain damage, or maybe you were already too brain damaged to spot a difference.
"Ow! Watch it!" you said foolishly.
"Watch what?" said Belos.
"Uh. Watch where youre throwing my gigantic head!"
"Hmm... no. I think im going to watch something better. Would you care to join me?"
"Hmm.. sure!"
Belos pulled a phone out of his cloak. "This thing is so cool, im so glad i was able to confiscate everything the humans owned!"
He opened youtube and played the gummy bear song 10 hour loop.
You and Belos sat on opposite sides of the bars, listening to the gummy bear song. You endured about 2 hours of it, trembling on the brink of your sanity. The whole 2 hours, Belos sat with his creepy glowing eyes glued to the screen, chuckling now and then.
Finally, you snapped.
"I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT!" you screamed. Thanks to all the pent-up rage, you were filled with the exact amount of power needed to punch a hole in the wall and run through.
Belos looked up for a second, but didnt seem to care. He went back to watching the gummy bear song like an ipad kid.
Coincidentally, the room you busted into was Golden Guard's room. He was laying on the floor playing mario kart.
"Oh hey" he said, pausing the game.
Your anger levels dropped when you saw him. "Golden guard senpai!" you said blushing
"Oh my god are you gonna pull this shit again istfg" he sighed and went back to playing on his nintendo switch
"No please dont ignore me! This is not how healthy relationships work senpai"
"Shut up please"
"Communication is a key factor!"
"We are not in a relationship???" he said.
"You cannot deny your love for me" you cried, falling to your knees.
He stood up. He was wearing this hoodie
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it was a major turn on, as if you weren't horny enough already.
"How do i make you leave" he asked. "I only arrested you because its my job. Im on my time now so I could not give any less shits about you"
Your eyes welled up with tears. "Stop lying to me senpai... you dont love me! You never did!"
"Yeah thats... what i said"
"Dont try to stop me, i know the truth!" You sobbed, turning and running away.
"God DAMN" he said then went back to mario kart for real this time.
