DISCLAIMER: THIS WAS WRITTEN BEFORE S2EP6 SO THERE ARE SOME INACCURACIES
A mysterious encounter at the Arby's drive thru leads to unexpected consequences... love, betrayal, angst, and a handful of other strange and unwanted feelings arise when you m...
Fear coursed through every vein in your body. You looked at your goldie dearest. It was hard to read his expression, but you assumed he felt the same.
Zuckerbergzilla's mouth started to open, his soulless eyes fixed on the two of you still.
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When you thought it couldn't open any further, it kept going. His jaw unhinged and expanded to the size of Texas. But even with this disturbing development, zuckerbergzilla remained in place.
"Should we start running...?" whispered golden guard.
"If make any sudden movements, it will probably chase us" you said.
The two of you started moving very veeery slowly away from zuckerbergzilla.
That plan did not work. Without breaking eye contact or shutting hi massive mouth, he began sprinting through the forest towards you at at least 100 fasts per second.
You screamed like a little girl. You and golden guard started running away, his hand still holding your wrist. He was a lot faster than you, which wasn't surprising considering you were the type of person to sit in your room alone all day daydreaming about fictional characters being in love with you instead of being active at all. (This is me calling not only you out, but myself out as well)
the zuckerbergzilla started attacking in your general direction. luckily for you, the monster doesn't seem to have a very high iq, or peripheral vision.
golden guard continued to sprint faster, desperately trying to avoid the scarily large zuckerbergzilla behind the two of you. unfortunately for you, you never drank milk as a kid so your short stubby legs couldn't keep up.
Suddenly, zuckerbergzilla's terribly aimed attacks ceased. Golden guard slowed down, giving you time to catch your breath.
"Are you okay?" he asked, putting his hands on your shoulders.
"Yeaah..." you wheezed. "GG, in case we dont make it, I need to tell you something.."
"Y/N!" yelled gg as your wrist slipped out of his firm grasp. Zuckerbergzilla's mouth turned into a super-powered vacuum, sucking you towards it. You flew out of GG's hand and directly into zuckerbergzilla's gaping pie hole.
"KYAAA!" you screamed. This looked like the end for you. You couldn't tell what was happening in your last few moments on the Boiling Isles, but you made out the indistinct voice of GG yelling something to you...
There was a flash of white light.
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I'm dead, you thought. This is the afterlife...
You were wrong though. You regained your senses after a moment, realizing you were looking up at the night sky. Under your back, instead of the forest floor or the inside of Zuckerbergzilla's stomach, was the rough, black asphalt of the Arby's drive thru.
