A Very Serious Golden Guard/Hunter x Reader

9

You and golden guard got back to the castle. Outside of his room, he told you to wait for him while he changed.

Being a total girlboss, you ignored this request and wandered off into the throne room.

"kikimora, can you add ice cream to the shopping list when you get a chance?" Belos said, looking inside a mini fridge next to his throne.

"didnt we just get some, your majesty?" replied a small demon girl, assumably kikimora.

"UGH, you would NOT believe the audacity of- Oh!" Belos noticed you standing at the entry way. "Y/N, welcome back. I assume you've talked to him again?"

"Yessir" you said. 

"Ah, I'm glad that whole fiasco from earlier was not in vain then." He shut the fridge and pit his hand on his hip like a sassy diva queen. "It's not usual of him to break down like he did, but after you left, golden guard had the WORST mini episode and ate all my ice cream like a BITCH!"

"Oh" you said dryly.

"Y'know, his breakdown was the only reason I allowed him to talk to you again, but I guess it's not so bad." Belos sighed.

You did not know how to respond to that.

"I might ground him, actually. That was my favorite kind," he muttered to himself.

"Permission to speak, my liege?" asked Kikimora. 

"Yeah pop off girl"

"Ground his ass"

"I'm doing it lolll"

"Y/N!"

You turned around. It was golden guard, but he wasnt in uniform. Instead he was wearing casual clothes, and his mask was gone. You couldnt help but blush cause he was SOOO HOT [insert lip biting emoji].

"Sorry for wandering off.." you said sheepishly. "I'm a little quirky"

"Eh its cool" he said. "Yo dad we're going out now"

Belos groaned. "Okay. Don't do anything stupid"

He grinned, his crimson eyes locking with yours for a moment. "Cmon shawty bestie bae"

You followed him out of the castle and into a mysterious forest.

"So Belos is your dad?" you asked.

He shrugged. "Pretty much. I kinda just do whatever unless he says it'll give me cancer or something. Thats not gonna happen EVER though because I'm a saggitarius"

You laughed, not wanting to ruin the mood by telling him that cancer is a disease in which some of the body's cells grow uncontrollably and spread to other parts of the body. Cancer can start almost anywhere in the human body, which is made up of trillions of cells.

The two of you walked a while longer into the forest, talking about whatever came to mind. The sun had set almost completely, leaving to world lit with a warm, dim glow.

Suddenly, every tree in the forest shook. A massive shadow was cast over you and GG. 

He grabbed your wrist, and you were both silent, waiting for impact.

But it never came.

Instead, the looming figure of Mark Zuckerberg towered over the forest.

"What.. is that" golden guard whispered.

"Zuck" you responded quietly

"Where are his eyebrows?"

"Mmm..." your simp brain instinctively directed your eyes to gg's eyebrows for a moment, because you are a DIRTY SLUT for some nice eyebrows, which he had.

"Uh oh" he said, snapping you back to the issue at hand. The Zuckerbergzilla was now staring directly at where you stood.