DISCLAIMER: THIS WAS WRITTEN BEFORE S2EP6 SO THERE ARE SOME INACCURACIES
A mysterious encounter at the Arby's drive thru leads to unexpected consequences... love, betrayal, angst, and a handful of other strange and unwanted feelings arise when you m...
Golden guard grabbed your hand. Before you could do anything, he started running at 100 fasts per second away from the harry styles and ed sheeran dolls.
Edric and Emira were unfortunately left behind, and the dolls slurped out their tendons like pasta. They collapsed to the ground, thought it wasnt very satisfying because they still had bones. Bones were too crunchy for ed sheeran doll's toothless mouth.
"oww oof my bones" cried Edric.
"edric you dingus they didnt eat our bones, they ate our tendons!" said emira.
"oh "
You and GG ran away from the murder scene *cue give em hell kid* and out of the cemetery.
Ed shitran and hairy styles dolls flew after you, singing watermelon sugar.
"help!!!" you cried to nobody in particular. Luckilly, someone heard you!
"This wway!" cried a familiar voice.
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Eridan Ampora stood at the entrance of the cemetery, waving around a giant baseball bat. "I'vve got this!"
You and GG jumped behind him right as ed sheeran and harry styles were about to pounce. Before they could, eridan slammed the baseball bat onto the 2 dolls, crushing them immediately.
"That wwas a close one" he said.
"Wow, thank you for saving us eridan homestuck!" you said.
"No problem" said eridan homestuck. "but now we can let the real fun begin! mwwahhahahaha"
"Y/N! NOOOO1" yelled the twins from the cemetery, still limp and incapable of moving.
"nani?" you asked, blushing for no reason besides the fact that youre a little cutie ;)
Edridan's head bent at a dangerous angle and his eyes turned into goop and melted onto the ground. A strange creature started to emerge from his mouth...
"What is that, golden guard senpai???!" you stuttered, but golden guard wasnt there. He had left like a sensible person while you were cowering in fear because he had more than 3 braincells.
"Kyaaaa!" you cried, unable to move, as a ferocious beast emerged from eridans body.
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"BWhabahabah" laughed the beast lauhgingly.
"Kyaaaa!" you cried redundantly.
"I actually fucking hate you y/n" said golden guard as he swooped back into the scene and carried you bridal style.
"golden g-guard you saved me!"
"Yeah i decided im going to turn you in for real now"
"Oh"
Golden Guard proceeded to stomp the rabbit's face in several times, leaving it incapacitated, then carried you away.
