***Cussing***
~Y/n POV~
For a good portion of the dinner I stayed quiet and just let them all talk until Emerald eyes spoke to me
"You know what I just realized me and Luca never introduced ourselves!" Emerald eyes says
"Well you just introduced me so there goes that" Luca says as he continues to eat
Emerald eyes completely ignores Luca and turns to me "My name is," he takes a deep breath "ALBERTO SCORFANO!!" He practically yells
We all uncover our ears
"Did you really have to yell that?! You know she can hear just fine right?!" Giulia yells "although after THAT introduction she might as well be deaf" She mumbles afterwards
Alberto rolls his eyes then turns to me...again
"So...? What's your name?" He asks me and that little voice returns
"Should we really tell him our name? I mean what if he's just using us?" The voice asks "come on! He seems like a nice guy..." I reason "WE JUST MET THE DUDE!! For all we know he could kill us in our sleep!" The voice retorts
I get snapped out of my imaginary argument when Alberto snaps his fingers in front of my face. I blink my eyes and turn to him and him
"Hmm?" I hum
"Are you okay? I asked you a question and you kinda just....zoned out" he says
"Oh uh yeah! I was just.....thinking..?" I ask
He blinks twice then it looks like a light bulb just went off in his brain
"Do you have a Bruno in your head?" He asks me as he practically leans across the table
"Not this again!" Giulia says as she gets more pasta onto her fork then shoved it in her mouth
"Alberto, we talked about this. You can't go up to random people and ask them if they have a Bruno living in their head" Luca says as he gives Alberto a deadpanned look
"Well it worked with you did it not?!" Alberto says pointing a finger at Luca
Luca opens his mouth to say something then quickly closes it and motions for Alberto to continue on with his antics
"Mhm! That's what I thought!" Alberto says
"Uh....what's a Bruno?" I ask no one in particular since it seems that everyone at the table knows what a Bruno is except for me
"Oh! Ok so you know that little voice that tells you not to do things like 'Alberto don't do that' 'Alberto don't eat that' 'Alberto don't stick your hand in there' you know that voice?" Alberto asks me excitedly
"You mean....your common sense...?" I ask him as I raise an eyebrow
"....is that what it's called..?" He asks Luca as he turns to him and Luca just shrugs
"Yes! Thank you Y/n!" Giulia said with joy laced into every word "I thought me and Papa were the only ones that knew what it was called! Granted those two are walking fish" she says to me as she points to Luca and Alberto who have the most offended looks plastered on their faces
I burst out laughing at their faces and fall out of my chair still laughing as Giulia soon follows while Alberto and Luca continue to stare with those offended looks
"Walking fish sticks!" I Laugh
"Walking Goldfish!" Giulia laughs
"Would you two stop it?!" Luca yells
"Ok Fishy Fishy Fishy!" Giulia says then immediately bursts out laughing as Luca's eyes go wide and one of his eyes twitches and he has the grumpiest look ever (I hope y'all know what I'm trying to describe😅)
"You look like a blob fish!!" I laugh as I point to Luca then fall back down
"At least his a cooler blob fish then you'll ever be!" Alberto says
"Can it Seaweed!" Giulia says
"Seaweed?" Me, Alberto and Luca ask
"Yeah cause his eyes look like seaweed?" She says, me and Luca turn to face Alberto and look at his eyes and realize they do look like seaweed
Me and Luca burst out laughing and Alberto gives a puzzled look which then turns into one of boredom when he sees Massimo trying to stifle a laugh
"You know you three would make amazing comedians..." he sarcastically says
"WE KNOW!!" Me, Giulia and Luca all yell as we fall down laughing again
Alberto Facepalms
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I hope this chapter was at least a little bit funny to y'all because to me it was funny but that's probably because I wrote it and my humor is just garbage
I hope you enjoyed reading this chapter and I'm excited to see you in the next one!
Bye Bye!!
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Alberto Scorfano X Reader X Luca Paguro
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