"I know a way!" Mitsuri exclaimed after a moment. All eyes turned to her with curiousity.
"We could try-"
"Killing him!" Shinobu interrupted Mitsuri. Tanjiro glared at her, slowly walking up to her. When he reached her, he looked up at her. (Pretend She's tall lol, canon version is 4'11 and Tanjiro's 5'5)
"Shut up you animal." Tanjiro slapped Shinobu, with Tomioka in the background laughing his ass off. Shinobu stared at Tanjiro a second, before trying to hit him too, ending up on the ground. Nezuko also started laughing and Tomioka was literally crying because of laughter.
"You little-"
"Shut up. An animal, now speaking about a short animal, has no rights to speak." Tanjiro smirked as some hashiras - Rengoku, Obanai (quietly tho, and Rengoku isn't dead here)and Mitsuri - began laughing.
"Your shorter then me though."
"No, definitly not. Did you forget I can grow?" Tanjiro struggled holding his laugh in at Shinobu's confused face. Now everyone except Shinobu were laughing.
Yeah so- I'm making this kind of a crack now and I'll change the title of the chapters. They'll probably be really short. If you have any crack idea make sure to comment it! Ending this story in 3 chapters though.
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[🄱🅄🅁🄽] (Tomioka x Demon!Tanjiro)
FanfictionTanjiro's family was brutally murdered by Muzan Kibutsuji. Tanjiro himself, was peacefully sleeping in the house when the door was broken down and his family dead. Muzan walked to him, and told him, 'Follow me, I'll give you a better home.' and Tanj...
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