The Battle Of Dema

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The team is saying goodbye to Robbie before he leaves for England. Tessa hugs him, tearful.

Tessa: I wish you could be here for the Battle of Dema, Robbie. We've been training for this for, like, ever.

Robbie: Yeah, same. Being a part of Team Awesome is probably the best thing that ever happened to me.

Jon: We'll all miss you, Robbie.

Robbie: Aww, Jon. You're, like, the team dad. I don't know what we'd do without you.

Jon: The better question is, what are we gonna do without you?

Brendon: Aww. Stop it. No seriously, stop. I'm getting sentimental, and we can't have that.

Tessa: Way to ruin the moment, Beebo.

Brendon: STOP WITH THE BEEBO!

Tessa: In your dreams.

Cut. The whole team is in Jenna's van, headed to Dema to fight Nico.

Jack: Are we there yet?

Jenna: No, not yet.

Short pause.

Jack: Are we there yet?

Jenna: Jack, it's been 5 seconds since you last asked.

Jack: Okay. Are we there yet?

Jenna: Still no.

Jack: Are we-

Jenna: FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME, JACK, NO, WE ARE NOT THERE YET!!

Jack: Jenna, it's been, like, 3 hours. And I gotta pee.

Jenna: You should have peed before we left.

Jack: But I didn't need to pee before we left. I can't just summon my pee like "o pee come forth".

Jenna: You can pee when we get to Dema, Jack! Now SHUSH!

Josh, whispering: Wow, I never thought I'd hear her yell like that.

Jon: Why don't we all talk about Jesus?

Everyone: NO, JON.

While all of this is going on, Brendon is listening to Frank Sinatra.

Sarah: Bren, I love you, but can you please turn that off?

Brendon: Sarah, this is my motivation music. I need it.

Sarah, chuckling: Okay, Brendon.

Tyler: We're almost there. Just a few more minutes.

Jack: Finally.

Jenna gives him a small smack on the shoulder.

Jon: Anyone else kinda uncomfortable right now?

Brendon: Uncomfortable? Pfft. You're not even wearing armor. Try sitting in a car with 10 other people while wearing full armor and then tell me you're uncomfortable.

Jon: Brendon, I swear to God-

Jenna: We're here! Go kick butt, you guys. Call me when you're done and I'll come to pick you up.

Tyler: Okay, thanks Jenna! Alright, now let's kick some butt! Team, USE YOUR GLUTES!

Excluding Jon, the team charges at Nico's army. Jon summons his Jon Army.

Jon: JONS, ATTACK!

The Jons charge.

Tyler, standing amid the crowd of Jons: USE YOUR GLUTES, JONS!

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