The team, as per usual, is hanging out in the living room when Breezy speaks up.
Breezy: I assume Dallon told you this, but-
Dallon: I thought you were going to tell them!
Breezy: Not everything is my responsibility, Dallon! I swear, it's like I'm the only adult in this house.
Dallon: Oy vey.
Tyler: What is it that you wanna tell us anyway?
Dallon: We're going on a date tonight, and we need you to watch Knox and Amélie.
Awsten: Dallon and Breezy? On a date? That should be interesting.
Dallon: Those are bold words from someone who doesn't even have a girlfriend.
Awsten: Can it, oldie.
Dallon: "Oldie"?
Awsten: Yeah, oldie. Because you're old.
Dallon: I'm not that old, I'm only 20.
Breezy: He kinda has a point, Dal. You were 20 when you first got turned immortal, and that was in the 1980s. You're pretty dang old.
Dallon: Oh, not you too, Breezy. Anyway, Amélie and Knox are good kids, so you don't really need to worry about them.
Cut. It is now the evening, and Dallon and Breezy have left for their date. Amélie and Knox, not as good as Dallon had said, are absolutely chaotic.
Awsten: Knox, put down my Furby hat and nobody gets hurt.
Knox, now wearing Awsten's furby hat: You think I'd listen to you, you overgrown teenager?
Awsten: I AM NOT AN OVERGROWN TEENAGER! Ugh, nobody understands me. He goes to his room and shuts the door.
Knox: You were saying?
While all of this is going on, heavy metal music is blasting from Amélie's room. Even with the door shut, it's loud.
Brendon, yelling over the racket: KNOCK IT OFF, YOU BRAT! I CAN'T EVEN HEAR MYSELF THINK!
Amélie: Put a sock in it, grandpa!
Tyler: I hope Rosie doesn't turn out like this.
Brendon: I hope so too, for your sake. I don't know how Dallon handles having kids. Penny and Bogart are a lot of work to take care of as is.
Jack: Who are Penny and Bogart?
Sarah: Our dogs. A friend of ours is watching them at home.
Chloe: You have DOGGOS??!?!??
Brendon just sits there.
Chloe: I LOVE doggies!!! They're so cute, and fluffy, and-
Hayley: Shut up, Chloe.
Chloe, very afraid of Hayley, does just that.
Tessa, through gritted teeth: Hayley, be nice to Chloe. Normally: Could you check on Amélie? Make sure she's alright and stuff?
Hayley: Sure.
She approaches Amélie's room, the metal music still as loud as it was, if not louder. Gingerly, she opens the door.
Hayley: Hey, Amélie...
Amélie, screaming: GET OUT!!!!!!!!
Hayley: Amélie, I'm only here to make sure you're okay.
Amélie: I swear, if you don't get out of my room right now, I will literally rip your heart out. From the look in her eyes, you can tell she isn't kidding.
Hayley: Amélie-
Amélie: Don't test me, cuz I will do it. She approaches Hayley.
Hayley, panicking: Okay, fine! She shuts the door and runs back to Brendon and Tessa.
Brendon: I heard screaming, is Amélie okay? Breezy would literally kill me if anything happened to her.
Hayley: That kid is scary.
Tessa: Well, as Dallon would say, I'll be a monkey's uncle. Scary Hayley, afraid of a twelve year old? Who would've thought?
Hayley: That is no ordinary twelve year old. I think if I'd stayed in that room even a second longer, I wouldn't be alive to tell the tale.
Sarah: Well, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Hayley: What, Dallon's like that?
Sarah: No, not Dallon. Breezy. I know she seems chill, but if anyone so much as tries to mess with Amélie or Knox, they'll see why the album Dallon dedicated to her is called Violent Things.
Brendon: Hear, hear. Breezy Weekes is one of the only people I've ever come across who scared me as much as you, Hayley. Which is ironic, because Sarah was close with Breezy too.
Sarah: It's true. Breezy Weekes is one of my best friends.
Hayley: Interesting. Speaking of Breezy, I wonder how she and Dallon are.
The scene transitions to Dallon and Breezy on their date.
Breezy: We haven't been alone together in so long.
Dallon: I know. I kind of miss when it was just us. I haven't told you this in a while, but... I love you, Breezy Dawn Weekes.
Breezy: I love you too, Dallon James Weekes.
They hug. End of episode. Roll credits.
