A/N I'm gonna try putting a weird/fun fact or something like that on every chapter! (: Fun Fact: An Australian veterinarian performed a 45 minute surgery on a golfish named George. His owners were "quite attached" to him, so they paid to have a tumor removed from his head. Another Fun Fact: Men and women who stay up late are more likely to be single than in a relationship.
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S.C.H.O.O.L - Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives
*Frozen computer* Hmm maybe if I spaztasticaly click everywhere it will start to work.
Sometime I listen to stranger' conversation and mentally give my opinion
Seeing a spider isn't a problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears
When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair. just make sure your wearing something bulletproof.
Why can't shampoo and conditioner ever run out at the same time?
Some people are such treasures that you really just want to bury them.
Me:*Sneeze* Class:*Silence* Popular person:*Sneeze* Class: GOD BLESS YOU, LORD JESUS PROTECT YOU FROM THAT SNEEZE. AMEN!
Everyone's mature until they gt on those 'spinny chairs'
Teacher: You failed the test. Student: You failed to educate me.
Me: I'd like a Coke, please. Waitress: Is Pepsi okay? Me: Is Monopoly money okay?
That moment when you are in bed texting with the phone about your head an the phone just decides to attack your face.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
If you like someone, tell them. Or just stalk them on every social network.
"Be strong." I whispered to my wifi signal.
Hand sanitizer. helping you discover the cuts you never knew you had.
*Missed a call* *Calls back* *No answer* What, did you die within 3 seconds?
Blanket on: Hot. Blanket off cold: 1 Leg out: Perfect. Until the demon from paranormal activity grabs it and drags you down the hall.
Raisin cookies that look like chocolae chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
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A/N Heyyy please vote and add to library to stay updated. Also sorry if these are all quotes you've heard before. :)
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UmorRelatable Jokes :)))) [ This is from like 2015 maybe I apologize if there's anything cringy in it may update and fix in the future ♡ ]
