Me: "maybe ths year i'll get in a relationship." *audience laughs in the background*
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person: what's you favorite season?
Me: probaly season 5
Person:
Me:
Person:
Me:
Person:
Me: Oh you meant like winter or summer okay my bad.
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When you hair won't listen to you and your hair is a mess and your jus like ???? I grew you myself. I gave you life and this is how you repay me??
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Why spend $80 on a swimsuit when you can buy 320 cicken nuggets
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Compliments make me uncomfortable because it's hard to believe people acually like my face?Body/Anything are you sure your looking at me?
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Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.
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Me: "Haha I'm older!"
Friend: "Haha you'll die first!"
Me: "Not if I get my license first and run you over."
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Sorry this was short buy um.. here's a new thing to think about.. (: (Also please vote and add to library)
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If
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is equal to
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26
Then H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
L+O+V+E = 12+15+22+5 = 54%
L+U+C+K = 12+21+3+11 = 47%
None of them makes 100%. hen what makes 100% ???? Is it money? NO. Leadership? NO. Every problem has a a solution . If only we change our
~ATTITUDE~
It is OUR ATTIUDE towardsLife and Work that makes OUR life 100% successful..
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
Amazing.
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