Why are scary movies always in creepy places like jails and hospitals? I want a scary movie in Walmart. "Clean up on aisle 13." "But sir...There is no aisle 13..." *Dramatic music*
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Guys please I can't answer all 0 messages at once.
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That awkward moment when you die and your life flashes before you and all you see is the internet.
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That one above is TOTALLY me XDDD
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I hate when new parents ask who the baby look like. It was born 15 minutes ago , It look like a potato.
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That awkward moment when Santa and my mom have the same hand writing.
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Everyone deserves the chance to fly.
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Smiling is the best revenge
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Stalking is such a strong word I prefer "Intense research of an individual."
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I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
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I am not flirting , I'm just being extra nice to someone who's extra attractive.
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People say you can't live without love........I think oxygen is more important.
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Next time a stranger talks to me when i'm alone , I will look at them shocked and whisper quietly "You can see me?"
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All guys should learn from mario , No matter how far their princess is ,They should go after them.
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