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Me: For Christmas I want a unicorn Santa: Be realistic. Me: Ok, I want a boyfriend. Santa: What color do you want your unicorn?
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fat, single and ready for a pringle
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I don't understand how people approach their crush , I don't even have the guts to ask for an extra ketchup at McDonald's
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They said the world is going to end soon...Psshh They can barely predict the weather
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I'm jealous of my parents , I will never have a kid as cool as theirs
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Teacher:If you ahve 10 chocolate cakes and someone ask for 2 how many do you have left? Me: 10 Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes 2 of the cakes how many would you have left then? Me: 10 and a dead body. (:
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And sir ,you're very attractive. Therefore I will stare at you.
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