Connor franta crawled inside me and made a nest out of his hair that he shaved off. it tickled. i liked it. he laid eggs in me and it gave me joy. i was happy. i liked it. the larvae crawled out and squirmed around. it made me puke. i liked it. i tripped on a soda can and that larvae spilled out of every hole in my body. it hurt. i liked it. i ate all the larvae and swallowed them. they tasted bad. i liked it. i tasted orange juice. it was salty. i liked it. i met a man named george washington. he licked my face. i liked it. it ate a pickle covered in mayo. i dropped it on the floor. i liked it. i farted lodly. it smelled. I LOVED IT!
