BAMBOOZLED

No Complaints

I jumped out of George's lap. "Hi! This um...it's..."

"Not what it looks like?" Sin asked.

"No. I mean yes, it is but no it's not? G-Georgie, a little help?"

"Uh, yeah. So you just caught us snogging. And that wasn't supposed to happen." George stated.

"Can one of you just explain what's going on?" Fred asked. "Why are you two snogging?"

"Because Vice is my girlfriend!" George blurted out.

"Oh my god." I sighed, looking over at him. "I love the way that sounds coming out of your mouth."

He grinned. "Yeah, me too. Girlfriend."

"Boyfriend."

"I'm mad for you." George wrapped his arms around me and kissed me.

"Um, hello? An explanation?" Sin demanded.

We broke apart again. "Right." I giggled. "Well George and I are boyfriend and girlfriend."

"But George has been on a bunch of dates." Fred pointed out.

"I am the dates."

"And Sin you've been seeing a guy." Sin said.

"That would be me." George grinned.

"How long has this been going on then?" Fred asked.

"About three weeks or so." I answered.

"And what, you've been sneaking around all this time?" Sin asked. "George, you've been staying at her place?"

"Yes, I'm very welcome there." He chuckled.

"Always, babe." I smiled.

"This is mad!" Fred shook his head. "You two hate each other!"

"Well, there is a fine line between hate and you know, the other thing."

"I can't believe this." Sin shook her head. "I can't believe you guys didn't tell us!"

"That's my fault." I said. "I'm not great with this shit and I was nervous about this relationship and I didn't want you guys to think I was some tramp shagging her boss to get ahead, because that's completely not the case."

"And George?" Fred questioned.

"I just like having Vice to myself." George shrugged. "I liked sneaking around with her."

"We're sorry for lying though." I offered.

Sin sighed. "Well, Vice I hope you know I'll never forgive you." My stomach dropped. "How could you let me find out at the same time as Fred? You and I are like best friends, I'm supposed to be more important than him!"

I smiled in relief. "Oh, I almost told you a bunch of times."

"You should have. I'm so excited George finally has a girlfriend! Now I have someone to complain about the twins to and you'll completely understand where I'm coming from."

"Oh, thank goodness, I have so much to complain about." I grinned.

"Hey, stop that!" Fred commanded. "None of that. You know I don't think I approve of this relationship."

"Too late!" Sin giggled as she hugged me tightly. "Oh you have to tell me everything! Sleepover tonight?"

"No." George whined. "She was gonna take me on a date tonight!"

"Oh he's a clingy one isn't he?" Sin smirked. "Sleepover tomorrow night Vice, promise me?"

"Yes, absolutely." I smiled. "George and Fred you two should have a sleepover and discuss us."