Random Oneshots

Adopted Naruto

*TW: Child abandonment*

3rd person pov
Minato Uzukaze, Kushina Uzukaze, Jiraiya, Tsunade Senju, and Mito Uzukaze walked into the office of the third Hokage all looking very annoyed as they had walked through the village expecting to be welcomed with open arms but everyone just seemed disgusted by them.

"Minato?!" Hiruzen yelped in shock after he saw the blonde, who was denounced as the fourth Hokage due to abandoning the village and his son when they needed him, said blonde's group walked over and stopped in front of the paperwork covered desk.

"Lord third...we'd like to take Naruto home now" Kushina says putting her hands together but the older male frowned at the impossible task that was asked of him.

"I'm afraid even if I wanted you to do that, which I don't, I can't. I can't have you even go near him without permission" he says crossing his arms and closing his eyes while leaning back into his chair wanting the group that walked in to leave already.

"What?! Why Sensei?" Tsunade demands clenching her fists and after remembering a conversation he had with the Nara clan head, after the now dead Danzo tried going after Naruto, he decided even if her grandfather was his Sensei's brother he wasn't going to let her talk to him, the Hokage, like that.

"First off. Don't demand anything of me! Second of all...Naruto has been adopted" he sighs leaning back further into his seat and relaxing his stance.

"By who?!" Minato shouts anger flooding over the group in an instant making the older Hokage snicker slightly.

"The same person that convinced the village to denounce you. Of course" the Hokage says shrugging as the male who convinced everyone was the only person who could give Naruto the proper care as he was the only one to have experience with a jinchūriki.

"Bring him here!" Minato snaps but Sarutobi slams his hands onto the table causing the group to jump not ever seeing the older Hokage this angry.

"I'm am the Hokage as you were denounced! Do not and I repeat do not demand anything from me!" Sarutobi snaps making everyone flinch and nod slightly. He sighed and looked at the sun to see what time it was.

"Now Dragon, please bring Naruto's adoptive father here please" Sarutobi asks the ANBU member who nods and sunshins away. A few moments later he comes back and this time he has a male around 22 standing next to him. When the ex-fourth Hokage and the people next to him see who it was they become shocked as he was the last person they expected to turn on them.

"ANBU leave us" Sarutobi orders the hidden ninja and soon after they leave everyone just stares at the male in silence.

"Kakashi?!" Minato, Kushina, Tsunade, and Jiraiya shout while the young girl next to them was confused on who this guy was to her parents. Kakashi simply looked at them for a moment before turning to the third Hokage and bowed slightly as he had yet to greet the older male.

"You called for me lord third?" Kakashi asked when he stood back up the older male smiled and sat forward facing the silver haired Jonin.

"Relax Kakashi I don't need you for a mission. These people over here just wanted to know who adopted Naruto-Kun" Hiruzen says making Kakashi hum and nod. He then looks at the newcomers with a bored look.

"Can I leave now? The academy just let out and I need to pick up my pups before they think I forgot about them" Kakashi says, since the two kids both have abandonment issues, making Kushina's hair fly up and while that used to scare the silver haired Jonin...due to Naruto finding out about the Kyuubi at a young age he was now able to summon the Kyuubi into the world, as Kurama is the boss of the fox summoning contract that he gave to Naruto, Kakashi was now used to extremely high levels of KI, levels of KI no one knew even existed, so he rolled his eyes and resisted the urge to piss them off more by pulling out his new book, ever since adopted Naruto and Sasuke he didn't even think of touching the Icha Icha series since it seemed wrong to him.