Random Oneshots

Outlaw Alfred

*TW: Hinting towards illegal actions*

3rd person pov
A h/c haired female was cleaning glasses at the bar while chatting softly with one of her friends when she saw a blonde male walk in. Her e/c eyes glanced at him out of the corner of her eyes as he sat at the counter. She looks back at her friends while her face heated up slightly as the stranger was pretty good looking.

'He must be an outsider cause no guys in this town looks that good' Y/n thought as she looked at her friends.

"Oh~ Y/n seems to like the cowboy that just walked in~" one of her friends teases causing the other friends to giggle making the h/c haired female puff up and huff.

"Shut up! He might hear you" Y/n hiss quietly then she took a deep breath and walked over to the cowboy as he was sitting at the bar.

"I haven't seen you around here before" she says making him look up at her while taking his hat off and laying it on the counter next to him.

"I'm new in town...stopping by for I don't know how long" he says as his blue eyes glances around the saloon. Y/n smiles and decides to inform the blonde male about her rules for the saloon.

"Well then hi stranger. I'm Y/n and I run this saloon. A few rules there is no fighting and I don't care if your an outlaw or an officer if you want to fight take it outside and as long as I don't know if it's blood money I'll take it" Y/n says making the male blink as he processes the information. If he's an officer he'll care about the fighting outside, if he's a bounty hunter he'll care about the blood money, and if he's a outlaw he'll care about who she serves well at least that's what she's seen.

"Serving outlaws?" He asked while she put the glass down and looked at him.

"You must be an outlaw then" Y/n says which shocks him.

"Huh?" He asked making Y/n chuckle.

"The only people to care about me serving outlaws are other outlaws" Y/n explained he chuckled.

"I guess that makes sense" he says causing Y/n to smile.

"So what will it be stranger?" She asked making him smile.

"Surprise me and it's Alfred" he says.

*2 years Alfred and Y/n are married and she knows the truth about him. She won't represent Dc until a life or death situation or they've been together for four years which ever comes first*

Y/n was in her saloon serving people when an unknown male walked in. Y/n could just smell the bounty hunter on him. He walks up to the bar and sits down so Y/n walks over and stands in front of him.

"How can I help you sir?" She asked him. He looks up at her before sliding a poster onto the counter, before she could explain the rules, and there on the poster was Alfred.

"Do you know where this man is?" He asked so Y/n raised an eyebrow.

"What makes you think I would've saw him?" Y/n asked as the stranger looks at her.

"I asked around and got word that you served anyone from officials to outlaws" he says making the young female nod.

"As long as I don't know I don't care" she says while placing the glass down.

"So do you know where he is?" He asked and she blinks.

"What'd he do?" She asked, out of curiosity, he frowns.

"Stole some things, killed some people, blew up some things you name it he did it" he says making her raise an eyebrow.

"You can ask anyone, including the officers, he hasn't been here" she say causing him to frown again.

"I would but everyone I asked said this saloon has a 'don't ask don't tell' rule" he says and she shrugs.

"Then your out of luck. I don't know where he is" Y/n says while staring back. She picked up the glass and saw a customer walk over.

"Now after I help this customer you either buy something or leave" Y/n says strictly making him blink. Y/n walks over to the customer and noticed it was one of her friends.

"Girl I heard you lying to that bounty hunter!" She whispered so Y/n shook her head.

"You know the main rule of the saloon and besides Alfred is out hunting with Jason so I actually have no clue where he is" Y/n whispered she giggled and ordered her usual drink. Y/n turned around and saw that the bounty hunter wasn't there anymore.

*Hours later at the house*

Y/n was in her kitchen cooking a quick dinner when the door opened and closed. She turned around and looked into the livingroom and saw Alfred with blood on his hands.

"Human?" She ask making him shake his head and walk over.

"No why?" He asked she hummed in response and moved to the side so that he could get to the sink.

"A bounty hunter came into the saloon earlier today and he was looking for you" she says making him groan in annoyance.

"They didn't hurt you did they?" He asked while washing the blood off of his hands.

"No. He just asked if I knew where you were" she says he huffs.

"Did you tell them?" He asked causing her to frown.

"I'm hurt that you think I would rat you out after everything" she say as he dries his hands off. He walks over and wraps his arms around the h/c haired female's waist.

"Lying to a bounty hunter is dangerous N/n" he says, using her nickname, and she smiled.

"He asked if I knew where you were. You were out hunting with Jason so no...I did not know where you were and in turn" Y/n trails off.

"You didn't lie to him" he hummed Y/n nodded and leaned her head against his chest.

"Still please be careful" he says which makes her snicker.

"I could say the same thing to you cowboy" she teases playfully. Alfred laughs and kisses her forehead.

"Dinner ready yet?" He asked turning his head towards the stove.

"In a few minutes how about you go take care of the animals you killed while I finish up?" She asked he hummed and backed away.

"Will do. Call me in when it's done please" he says and she smiles.

"Of course now hurry up" she says he nods and walks out the backdoor.

*Modern days*

Y/n watched the cowboy movie that the kids turned on only to yawn at the inaccuracies.

"It was nothing like that. Looks cool though" she says causing the kids to turn towards their mother.

"Huh?!" One of them shout.

"You were alive then!" Another one shouted and Y/n chuckled.

"Yeah! Me and your mother met around June of 1870, married in March of 1872, and I made her a representative in October of 1878...would've done it in 1874 but we had something happen so we had to wait" Alfred says walking into the room.

"Really?" One of the younger kids asks with stars in their eyes causing Y/n to laugh.

"Yes really your father was quite the outlaw" Y/n teases making Alfred blush in embarrassment.

"What'd he do?" One of the older ones ask making Alfred laugh.

"What didn't I do? I did everything from robbing banks to blowing things up" he says as he thinks about different things.

"But why would daddy do that?" One of the younger ones asks

"Because daddy was angry at his government" Alfred says kissing their forehead.