Random Oneshots

Plan G

3rd person pov
Naruto ran from the group of guards that decided on chasing him instead of chasing his comrades. He kept running until he last the guards and made it to the pre determined meeting spot that the Senseis agreed on beforehand. He saw teams eight and ten panting heavily while his team was a little out of breath.

"Ok...umm if I remember correctly then it's about time for plan G right?" Naruto asked as he sat down, one of the guards shot his leg with an arrow, and drinking out of a water bottle that his silver haired sensei gave him.

"Wait a minute don't you mean plan B Naruto-Baka?" Ino asked looking at the blonde weirdly but he ignored her as the Kyuubi healed his leg.

"No, no, we tried plan B a long time ago. We were then forced to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties" Sakura says as she walked over and helped her blonde teammate stand up once his leg was healed which made him snicker.

"Ok well then what about plan D?" Kiba asked while crossing his arms and narrowing his eyes at the blonde male thinking he was an idiot.

"Well Kiba plan D was that desperate disguise attempt that we tried half an hour ago so that's a no go at the moment" Kakashi explains while looking at the other Senseis making the blonde male nod.

"Alrighty then what about plan E?" Asuma asked at the same time his raven haired student did.

"Well I'm not so sure about the others but I'm hoping that we don't have to use that plan. Naruto dies in plan E" Sai explains while walking over to stand next to the blonde male and the pink haired female.

"Yeah but I personally like plan E because of that exact thing" Sasuke teases which made the blonde male stick his tongue out at his brother in everything but blood.

"Wait what?! Why do you have a plan where one of you dies?" Choji asks making Naruto jump as he wasn't expecting the question.

"Nothing more then a worst case scenario really...but we also had to ditch plan F" Sakura says while checking over the whiskered blonde to make sure he was physically ok to pull off plan G.

"So just what is plan G then billboard brow?" Ino asked while grimacing which made Naruto smirk.

"Plan G is unknown to anyone but Naruto as it involves Naruto going into his prankster king mode" Sai says with a weird smile on his face.

"Hell yeah it is! I'll be heading out see you guys later!" Naruto says before running off into the woods happily ready to unleash pranking hell among the guards in order to distract a majority of the guards long enough for his team to reach their target.

*With Sasuke and the others*

Sasuke yawned knowing it'd be a little while until the blonde gave the signal to move in.

"N-Now what?" Hinata asked quietly as Sasuke sat down at his sleeping bag.

"Now Hinata-Chan we wait for Naruto to signal us that he's ready for us to move in" Kakashi says while sitting on his sleeping bag as the rest of team Seven sat down to prepare themselves.

*2 hours later*

Sasuke was awoken by his pink haired teammate shaking him.

"Come on Sasuke-Kun. Naruto is signaling for our attack" Sakura says making the black haired male stand up, stretch, and pack his things up.

"Alright then let's move" Kakashi orders the large group as his Genin nod.

"Wait really? But it's like 3 AM" Ino groans rubbing her eyes while the Uchiha rolled his eyes.

"You're ninjas but can't handle missions at these hours? That really pathetic..." Sasuke huffs as he helps Sai stand up. Without saying anything else team Seven all left the woods towards the building to help out their blonde teammate.

*With Naruto*

An arrow flew by Naruto's face as he barely dodged it but then he sends them a smirk.

"Woo. Your aim really stinks how did you make it as a guard? Well I know one thing you must be single cause your not going to please anyone with that aim" Naruto teases making sure to do what he does best, annoy and piss people off, as he kept dodging different weapons and Jutsus.

'Kurama do you happen to sense the others I'm kind of busy' Naruto mentally asked the kitsune sealed inside of him which he sighed quietly as he heard a hum in agreement.

'Yeah I sense everyone. Team seven is ok I can barely sense them but that cause their covered in our chakra but the rest of the group are lucky you got them covered' Kurama complained which made the blonde jinchūriki huff and make sure that he kept gaining the guards attention instead of thinking about the male they came here for. After a few moments a hawk flew into the battle, deflected a rogue arrow and landing on the blonde's shoulder.

"Naruto-San. Sasuke-Sama asked me to inform you that they are done and ready to meet up with you" the hawk says making Naruto nod and smile towards the hawk.

"Alright tell that teme that I'll be a few minutes before I meet up with them" Naruto whispers making the hawk nod before disappearing into a puff of smoke. Naruto made a bunch of clones which dispersed once one cloned was far enough away he did a smokeless and handless body swap with the clone. Once he was far enough away from the guards he ran to the meeting spot where he saw the others waiting for him.

"Did everything go smoothly on your end Sensei?" Naruto asked his Sensei before lowing his head slightly when he saw his silver haired Sensei glaring at the other teams.

"Thanks to you covering the area with your own chakra" Kakashi growls making everyone flinch not used to the silver haired male being so harsh. Team seven flinched since they knew that their Sensei growling meant that he was upset which meant harsher training.

"I try to please and make missions as easy as possible Sensei" Naruto says politely hoping to curve some of his Sensei's anger and annoyance.

"Now are we done the mission Sensei? Or is there more you wish for us to do?" Sasuke asked trying not to anger the silver haired male anymore than he already is.

"We're done this mission but when we get back to Konohagakure I want you four to be at training ground seven at 2 Am" Kakashi orders making the four Genin of team seven nod as they see that their Sensei was at least being somewhat normal in their training.

"But Kakashi come on it'll be at least midnight by the time we get back" Kurenai argues making Kakashi clench his fists as he hated when people try telling him what to do with his Genin.

"Hai Sensei" Sai, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke all say in unison successfully distracting their Sensei from the only female Sensei.

"But my Sasuke-Kun needs his sleep!" Ino shouts making team seven wince.

"Oh for Kami sake! Will all of you shut the fuck up and stop arguing with me on how to train my Genin?! These are my Genin not yours. The Hokage knows how I'm training them and is ok with it and my Genin have yet to complain about it. If you have a problem bring them up with the Hokage" Kakashi growls making the other take a step back in shock. Team seven didn't even flinch as they knew the silver haired male in front of them this was the Sensei they knew. Ex-ANBU member Dog and third ninja war survivor as well as student of the fourth Hokage. The male was cold and calculating to others and he refused to have Genin act like they knew more than him.

"Now. Genin Uzumaki" Kakashi orders making the blonde team seven member step forward as his Sensei stares down at him with a cold look.

"Hai Sensei what do you need me to do?" Naruto asked. Seeing his Genin acting like how he was trained to made Kakashi relax his stance.

"I need you to send some shadow clones ahead of us" Kakashi orders making the blonde Genin nod.

"It'll be done Sensei how many clones do you need me to make?" Naruto asked as his Sensei closed his eye to think.

"At least a hundred should be good any more is up to you" he says making Naruto nod and before the other Jonin could get a word in Naruto made a hundred clones.

"Alright. I need you clones to go ahead of us towards Konohagakure. If you see a threat or a problem either dispel or deal with it your self" Kakashi orders making the clones nod and run off.